Sheriff of Twattingham

A situation or individual so extraordinarily twatty that no other term will suffice.

Friend: Dude, did you see that fucking grunt?

You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham

by Jorge Estavez September 20, 2010

sheriff

The man.
The big dog
The captain of the pirate ship.
The King of the jungle.
A man that knows all and does all, and usually sleeps with your mom.

Bill Gates was pwnd by Sheriff.

by 00Sheriff February 13, 2007

shooting the sheriff

v., when someone who's already up shit creek alienates or insults somebody who honestly could have helped them get back to shore. Essentially, burning bridges with regards to people.

Guy 1: "Hey man, how did your meeting with the RA go today? Did you get out of the alcohol warning?"
Guy 2: "No man, I told her she looked sexy in her dress, and she wrote me up for sexual harassment too."
Guy 1: "Wow man, you really like shooting the sheriff, huh?"

by Col. Hans Landa November 8, 2011

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

Encrusted anal entrance

by Ste April 6, 2003

The Sheriff of Lone Gulch

‘The Sheriff of Lone Gulch’ is an animated gay porn film, where a sheriff has to take down the town’s criminals, but they all get along with some sex. It’s usually played with a sped up version of Ballin by Mustard. The film is made by Animan Studios.

Man, The Sheriff of Lone Gulch is so funny!

by REALkirbo February 26, 2023

Sheriff

13 boys from Harstad with big penises. They rule the city and is the life of every party.

Hot chick: OMG, are you in Sheriff 2023?
Sheriff boy: yes
*Starts sex*

by TorbjornHoyte23 March 27, 2022

Sherifah

Original a Greek godess sister of Aphrodite with MAD guitar skills!! she is an amazing rapper and is one of the hotest women you will ever know! Also it shows a girl has a hot body and the perfect round boobs that has all the guys falling for her like a godess. She is sexy as hell!

Wow that sherifah has got some stuff to strut!

by cchick June 25, 2013