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Meg Shanky Shankerson the 3rd

The famous massacre of 1857, Ohio, was caused by this masked outlaw, later found creating wide disturbances in the British Government, violently stabbing the prime minister and throwing his body into the Thames causing the Black Plague from the rotting corpse. She later fell in love with an exiled Ninja who taught her how to use her blade with efficiency and power, he loved her so much he named the most lethal techniques after her, thus producing the word Shank, she later died at a ripe age of 103. Her memory lived on with all those that carry knives.
Stabbing a victim before Meg Shanky Shankerson the 3rd was around was known as Merking, after her teachings its common knowledge that it is Shanking
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Big Meaty Shanker

A huge, gross booger. One that is so stuck up one's nose that it frequently has to be picked out.
Man, I really feel like wiping this big meaty shanker on my boss's doorknob.
by Fucknuggetz August 26, 2017
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Shunkerknuckle

1) The act of using unusual things to facilitate masturbation.
2) Someone who practises this.
1) I had a mad shunkerknuckle last night using some pastrami in a pair of my grans knickers stuffed between the matresses!

2) Damn man you are one sick shunkerknuckle!
by Oilymarc August 26, 2016
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Shiddly Shonkers

If something is so fucking mind blowing that you genuinely feel like your organs are going to combust.
Jim: Goddamn look at her ass

Craig: Shiddly Shonkers
by Definer69er February 15, 2020
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Llama Shanker

The sexual act where one person stretches out their neck (impersonating a llama), spits in their partners eyes until he or she is blind. Then the blind partner proceeds to find (blindly) the opposite sexual mate's genitalia and shank (also known as "stab") it with a carrot.
I'm buying some carrots, not for the Vitamin C, but so that Marie and I can do the Llama Shanker tonight.
by Manchelli March 6, 2009
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shit shanker

Another name for a penis or dick in a prison.
Harry knew he was in trouble when his cellmate pulled out his shit shanker.
by supersab September 6, 2010
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sheker

a man who pleasures multiple women all at the same time for cash either because he's just that good, or he has multiple dicks
there is no way that man made seventy grand last night, how'd he do it?

he is a sheker

oh...
by 1swedemaster19 December 9, 2010
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