Shelley

A woman who has existed long before existence was even a thing, and will continue to be that way

Shelley's cave

by 54321oosah September 29, 2019

shelley

The act of sexing up an overly confident person. Once finished, promptly jumping off while getting dressed and heading towards the door. Must make a quick escape thereby foregoing the bullshit of cuddling. Also you must not forget to throw out a clever off the wall saying such as:

"Same time next week?"
"Shit I'm hungry lets get some Taco Cabana"
"bye!"
"I've had better"


**note: this can be preformed by both sexes***

1)"Last night was fucking hilarious,I totally shelley'ed him."

2)"Dude, I'm going to shelley my girlfriend tomorrow, she was being a bitch."

by stephenTO!! August 21, 2008

Shelley

Fat bitch who will never get a boyfriend. She loses all friends and is ugly

Eww its shelley
Shelley is fat

by Anshhhhsjdkks October 19, 2019

Shelley

“Shelley” is the name given to a prolific baby name stealer.
Usually, a “shelley” will make radical assumptions about being the perfect parent or human being but in the harsh reality, they are not.

They also smell of Cornish pasties.

“Dude, don’t be such a shelley”

“That’s so shelley of you man”

by 639Stevie25 January 28, 2020

Shelley

This is that one asian whore in the group. She has a lot of friends. As soon as you try to be nice to her she ignores your ass. This bitch also is a midget and cries for no reason. She’s the meanest one in the group and is adopted as fuck. She is also the biggest follower in the group if not the biggest one. Ight this is the homie big sex out dis hoe.

You:Hey Shelley I hope you had a good day
Shelley:

by BigSex69 February 25, 2020

shelley

ew! smelly! gross! bye

same with the name shania and daniel

ew, shelley is so basic! just like shania and daniel too

by shaniashutup October 12, 2020

Shelley

Origin: Old English Meaning: Meadow's edge
Shelley, a lover of hedgehogs, Disney characters, and a garden. Shelley is always surprising those around her. Shelley was put on earth to share her gift of the Gif which was handed down from her ancestors.

Shelley likes hedgehogs and gifs

by Nadsinads December 13, 2022