Shelley

“Shelley” is the name given to a prolific baby name stealer.
Usually, a “shelley” will make radical assumptions about being the perfect parent or human being but in the harsh reality, they are not.

They also smell of Cornish pasties.
“Dude, don’t be such a shelley”

“That’s so shelley of you man
by 639Stevie25 January 28, 2020
mugGet the Shelleymug.