Shelterbelt

The shittiest program ever written. Shelterbelt is a filtering proxy written by Twotrees that blocks every fucking thing on the Internet of any value whatsoever (even Bing and Google Mobile, and Bing is the default search provider on the entire network). It blocks most proxy sites (and if it doesn't, once you actually use the proxy, you're instantly suspended from the Internet and your activity and username are recorded and sent to the admin), but Ultrasurf and TOR work just fine when their proxy settings are configured correctly.

Student A: Hey, why don't you look that up on Bing?
Student B: *types keywords into IE search bar* DAMNIT! SHELTERBELT BLOCKED IT!
Student A: But how? It's the default search engine on our entire network?
Student B: Ask our network admin after preschool and his daily nap.

by AK47Jenks December 25, 2010

sheltered girl syndrome

When a girl is so sheltered from anything sexual that she becomes a slut

Hey sue why did you become a slut?
Sue: Because my parents never let me experiment, and they made me have sheltered girl syndrome

by riot186 February 7, 2012

sheltered

A person who has been secluded from the darkness and evils of the world. Such as war, murder, suicide, abuse, cutting, rape, amputees, disease, drug abuse, gangsters and mafias.

A person who is sheltered is usually naive, likely religious, and does not know how the world works in reality.

Sheltering your children is a terrible thing and unrecommended. It promotes unawareness and makes them more vulnerable to be taken advantage of by corrupt, evil and manipulative people.

The majority of people in America are pathetically sheltered.

by not found [Error 404] November 16, 2010

Shelterholic

Similar to a Renthead, a Shelterholic is someone who is a huge fan of the 2007 here! Film, Shelter. Symptoms include watching Shelter repeatedly, feeling a deep personal connection to the fictional characters on the screen and knowing the soundtrack by heart. Extreme Shelterholism may result in sufferers spending hours on message boards analyzing movie details, daydreaming about being one of the gorgeous leads or feeling depressed about not finding the love of one's life as yet. Despite many attempts, a cure has not yet been found.

I cannot believe that I'm late to work for the second day in a row. I stayed up watching the BGLM over and over again last night. - I'm such a Shelterholic!

by Pink Gucci Suit February 18, 2010

To the shelter

'To the shelter' is a phrase used in order to escape from obsessive girls, generally ex girlfriends but in some cases just general obsessiveness.

Example 1:
Girl 1: I still really like you
Guy 1: TO THE SHELTER!
Example 2:
Guy 1: Oh dude you don't wanna get with her
Guy 2: Oh, why not man?
Guy 1: I had to get my ass over to the shelter after I tapped that one
Definition 3:
Guy 1: Dude that bitch won't stop calling me!
Guy 2: Yo better get your ass to the shelter

by Three Kings of Orient July 31, 2009

Sheltercove

Sheltercove a.k.a. Shelterhood is the hoodest and most essential area of Toms River where ever member of Toms River High School East has visited at least once. During the day, you can bike or longboard to this outstanding ghetto bay beach and you get a classy view of Seaside Heights a.k.a. Sleezeside right across it. There's also some real nice jungle gym sets and volleyball courts with the nets and balls always conveniently missing. There's also cracked tennis courts and soccer fields that always flood. There's also an annual Sheltercove Beach "Party" every summer where Bob Marley look-a-likes perform on stage while there's vendors selling shitty food and purses. During the night, it's the area everyone goes to on their boring, useless Friday nights to smoke a boge, get laid, or just chill with friends listening to bullshit music hella loud. It also doubles as the spot to exchange booze or illegal substances, so pigs tend to roam the area. Despite Shelterhood's rough appearances, the kids in Shelterhood are like no other. They are proud motherfuckers who take no one's shit and will defend their home til the death.

- Yo man, nothing's going on tonight. What should we do?
- Chill at Sheltercove I guess.
- Alright sounds good.

-Don't mess with him. He's from Sheltercove.

by Squidney711 April 6, 2011

Shelterbox

A organisation used to provide humanitarian aid.

Or in my opinion... a defination for bashing in someones face for fun or for a perfectly good reason.

George: What did you get up to this weekend?
Mike: Dude, i'm sorry, i screwed your Sister...
George: You prick, i'm totally gonna Shelterbox your face!!

by David Oklmaja February 7, 2009