Shackled

To be under the thumb or on a very short leash. A varient of being pussy whipped by your girlfriend.

Damo could not come out to play because his girlfriend had him shackled down tight

by DrainGus April 7, 2011

Magical Speckled toilet snake trick

When you ball up your toilet paper to wipe, leave a long tail at the end (3' or 4' long). So when you wipe and flush the tail will drag along and magically disappear into the bowl.

Dude I performed the magical speckled toilet snake trick for my wife last night!

You what?!?

Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!

Dude your a Goddamn genius!

Thanks :)

by minuccp January 8, 2010

Smeckledorfed

To get ripped off, fucked, screwed in a negative manner.

"They stole my cheese!" "We got smeckledorfed!"

by corey legend October 31, 2009

Speckledorf

When one is cheated from his money or goods.

Billy was speckledorfed by Hooker Jane

by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009

smeckledorfed

To be fooled/taken advantage of

Dude said this was chronic but it's dirt-weed; we've been smeckledorfed by that con-artist!

by CyanideCastro August 12, 2007

speckledorfed

Bamboozeled, To be fooled, or to have the wool pulled over youer eyes.

Holy Flimflam, we've been speckledorfed!

by Austin1721 April 11, 2007

speckledorfed

A word used to say that one has been tricked or fooled.

I cannot believe we were speckledorfed!

by silva_star March 3, 2015