Drew's Shame

Having one's scutepipe plundered in a deserted car park.

Poor old McIvor has taken a dose of Drew's Shame. His arse looks like a firework exploded in it.

by Shin O'Shine September 5, 2006

monkey's share

Taking the larger share by stealth: The extra part gained by stealth

"I poured us both a glass of wine but gave myself the monkey's share when she wasn't looking"

by Barninja November 11, 2014

Reaper's Share

Alcohol that mysteriously goes missing when the drinker is getting extremely tired and / or intoxicated.

What happened to Don's last two beers? Was that the Reaper's Share?

by Shames September 25, 2017

Scotland's shame

Derogatory term for Glasgow Rangers F.C.supporters, due to their penchant for rioting and generally sullying the name of Scottish football supporters.

"Did you see Scotland's shame on tv last night rioting in Manchester?

by Moonhowler January 11, 2015

Gibbon's Shame

"The Gibbon's Shame" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. To perform the Gibbon's Shame, climb to the top of the forest canopy and drape your vine near the banana tree.

Dr. Livingston's numerous expeditions into the Zambian jungle had no scientific merit and were really just meditations on The Gibbon's Shame.

by boat butter January 15, 2009

shake (one's) tree

To provoke someone into taking some sort of action or reform

I believe people are electing radical candidates like her because they want to shake the government's tree shake (one's) tree

by gregland January 23, 2021

astronaut's share

The last serving of wine left in a space bag (box of wine), that has to be squeezed and worked into the glass.

Sorry dude, the wine's pretty much all gone. But I left you the astronaut's share!

by perfectlyquaffed May 12, 2016