A pretentious self involved nuisance.
"A girl who was at my residence recently who is so self involved and promiscuous as a biproduct of her own lack of self that at a moments notice abandons her friends to engage in inter coarse with *strangers(see douche bags) at local bars".
"A girl who was at my residence recently who is so self involved and promiscuous as a biproduct of her own lack of self that at a moments notice abandons her friends to engage in inter coarse with *strangers(see douche bags) at local bars".
Shaylee left her friend alone at the bar to crawl in the back of some duches car in an ally only to appear in the later hours of the next day for all the shit she left strewn in said friends house.
by Jesus just post it! January 15, 2014

Shaylee is a person you do not want to be around. Shaylee will pretend to be your friend but when it comes down to popularity she will choose it. She's scared of not being liked because she's really insecure. Never trust a Shaylee, she will tell lies about you to mutual friends and then say lies about mutual friends to you.
by Kellee_chu June 12, 2018

Shaylee failed her driving test
by FortniteGod2009 February 23, 2019

When you have an irrational feeling of annoyance with someone over something they have done or are doing.
Bro 1: Damn, I have that that kid is playing the barrier, he should stick to Alto.
Bro 2:Why do you have that bro?
Bro 1: IDK, I'm having a Shaylee moment.
Bro 2:Why do you have that bro?
Bro 1: IDK, I'm having a Shaylee moment.
by Shag-ragger October 29, 2018

You have a Shaylee Moment when you have a sudden unreasonable uncumfortability with someone you like doing something they enjoy
Guy 1: Woah he plays the bari sax!
Guy 2: I don't know, for some reason I just don't want him to
Guy 1: You must be having a Shaylee moment
Guy 2: I don't know, for some reason I just don't want him to
Guy 1: You must be having a Shaylee moment
by Funky Arab October 29, 2018

a person you just want to make love to. The type of person you wish you could get on all fours, bark @, and she’ll pull you on a leash. #Daddy #AllIWant #PleaseTouchMe oh… i forgot to mention she’s pretty nice too. & a voluptuous ass and biggies. thanks for listening. if you’re reading this, shaylee. i love you. also i’m currently using your bed, naked. come find me ;)
by shaylee’s mom(my) November 15, 2021

by anonymous December 10, 2020
