shagstervag

The vagina of one who sports a shag. Its significance can be derived from the subculture in which the phenomenon is created and bread.

Dude, why did you mess with that shagstervag last night?

by Culture informant January 11, 2010

Shanster

Someone who is a paradox. They cannot fail and they cannot win- every time they fail, they win; every time they win, they fail.

Man! Did you see Shanster today?! I've never seen someone fail so epically that it was win!

by Hideki-kohi February 13, 2009

Shasterbait

to masterbait in the shower

as i washed my hair i shasterbaited

by FangedLamb October 22, 2009

Shagster

A very cute and shaggy but extremely DANGEROUS MANEATING dog named shagster...

*teneille walking dog*

ash - oh, what a pretty puppy!! can i have a pat?

teneille - SHAGSTER ATTACK!!

*shagster mauls ash's face off*

by ashimattack February 9, 2008

shasterbated

(verb) an African tribal ritual mimicked in many welsh farmers in which the farmer gets a sheep and proceeds to insert his large spoonful of animal feed in order to keep his flock well fed and healthy

The welsh shepherd shasterbated the sheep with his gargantuan spoon full of feed

by Michaelinyjon Jones January 10, 2008

Shagster

A word used to describe a salty and sweaty tryhard that plays Faceit.

Ahh man, that guy's such a Shagster

by Harryeatenbottom January 12, 2021