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shawtism

When someone who is totally non-qualified in any particular field swears they are more knowledgeable than any expert in their particular field of expertise
John Doe honestly has shawtism. Even though he’s a doctor he spent all day telling the Builders how to do their job.
He is shawtistic I think
by Firewalltickler January 31, 2023
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shawtism

When someone who has no expertise in a particular field believes that they know more than professionals and experts in that field
He really does have shawtism. Even though he’s not a builder he spent all day today telling the Builders how to do their job.
I think he has shawtism
by Firewalltickler January 31, 2023
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shittyism

The bastard cousin of sarcasm. Probably the incestuous brother in law of irony.
It's like sarcasm but for sharp shitty comments that prey-on or highlight-a subject's precarious situation or characteristic.

Shittyism is "a sharp, bitter, or cutting mockery or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt". Shittyism may not employ ambivalence, it goes straight to the point where it hurts. The only ironic thing here might be the subject's situation, though not necessarily. Even Wikipedia says so.
Ex. 1: "Are you okay mate? How's that gaping wound and the sword protruding from your back coming along? Don't worry, you look like a million fucking bucks."

"I didn't know you had taken shittyism 101 with professor Sheiße PhD"

Ex. 2: “Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”

Ex. 3: "What is your name? What is your quest? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

"What do you mean, an african or european swallow?"
by wndarun April 5, 2018
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The shawtys

We are a group of friends who love each other and are like a big family. Jackie and Manny are the children. Piper is the mother ofc taking care of us. Giulianna and Carol are the siblings and we plan on going on a trip to Julian or Bog bear
The shawtys are swaggy. Piper, Carol, Jackie amd manny
by Lil_manns February 10, 2021
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Fresno Shawnism

The ability to make a NON-Lethal item either, blow up, catch fire, or explode in some manner
I put down a piece of toast, it knocked over my marble jar, they rolled over and knocked over a bottle of nailpolish remover which poured into my computer fan, spraying my room in nailpolish remover, and into the candle across the room, hence catching the room on fire because I put toast down. "That was a complete Fresno Shawnism"
by Mackanzie_Fresno December 10, 2008
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shartysmf

shartysmf sucks. Its another word for disgusting :)
Person: You look like shartysmf

Person2: Ew i’ll get a plastic surgery ty for telling me
by Zubi is bae June 14, 2021
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Shawnism

The belief to be fucking disgusting and ugly!
Person 1: Do you believe in Shawnism?
Person 2: No, I'm not fucking ugly and disgusting.
by Shawn is ugly March 9, 2022
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