Smatchet

When a girl is ratchet as fuck. But she's alright in the face, so you'd still smash.

She's a smatchet, ain't nothing to brag about.

by Dr. Jockula Mr. Fister November 23, 2016

Shatchel

/ (shat chill) /
Noun
1. Conveniently shorter term referencing a colostomy bag. Using the past tense of shit, "shat", combined with "satchel", a bag worn by a strap over the shoulder.
"Shat Satchel" or shatchel.

"Hey Chris, you gonna come play some PUBG?"
"Yeah dude! I just gotta run to the bathroom first to dump my shatchel!"

by Spared April 29, 2022

snatchetwig

(exclamation) snatching a wig

1. Snatchetwig! (You snatched my wig)
2. That was quite a snatchetwig (wig-snatching).

by blunderer December 15, 2024