SHASSED

The ultimate level of being ASSED. This just means your level of intoxication is indescribable. The only way you can describe it is by saying that you're SHASSED. Its actually considered a higher level of intoxication than the legendary and respected "Tucker Max Drunk" and ASSED combined. Not many people can get SHASSED and come out of it fully alive and functional the next day. There really is no cumparison. Ill leave it at that.

The word originated wen a group of college students from the Bay Area went on a trip to Tahoe n were ASSED for 3 days strait. It came after the word ASSED was created, when one of the students used simple math and a little bravado to come up with the equation
SHITTED+ASSED=SHASSED. After a couple of sessions of Rumplestiltskinning (check definition by deggerkegger), the word SHASSED was officially created.
The word spread like an STI to the students respective colleges, rangin all da way from UCLA n USC 2 Yale n has finally made its way to urbandictionary, where da official definition is solidified 4 life.

"WARNING: DO NOT GET SHASSED AND GO OUT IN THE SNOWY WOODS ALONE AT NIGHT. IT IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS" <--of course, this definition has no meaning to someone who's SHASSED and they probably would do it anyway

"Hey bro, how SHASSED did that guy get when he got slapped in "How Can She Slap?""
"DUDE, HE WAS SHASSED OUT THE ASS!"

"Hey brohaminskeeter, is Reh Dogg SHASSED wen he makes his videos?"
"DUDE, HE IS ABSOLUTELY SHASSED IN THE TIT!"

"I JUST RUMPLESTILTSKINNED A 30 RACK OF KEYSTELOPE BY MYSELF AND NOW IM SHASSED!"

by SASsed January 18, 2010

Sassive-Aggressive

To be passive-aggressive in a sassy tone of voice. The passive-aggressive comes from the words you use, while the sass comes from the vocal inflections you use when talking. It is more effective than just being sassy or passive-aggressive because you can use both at once for a double-whammy of insults.

*Two girls talking*
Girl 1: Do you like my new shirt? I picked it up at target.

Girl 2(sassily): Oh, I love how you just wear anything!

Girl 1: Damn bitch, that was really sassive-aggressive!

by connorgrs April 9, 2015

sass master from doncaster

The literal definition of Louis Tomlinson. Every Directioner knows that this defines his personality about 110%.

Person 1: Did you hear about the new Louis Tomlinson news?
Person 2: Yes I did hear about the sass master from doncaster.

by tpwk_nahtommoway May 8, 2021

Sasshole

A combination of sassy asshole, when there's an equal amount of attitude and douchebaggery combined into one.

Dude, try this tea! It's awesome!
"Sorry, I dunked all of mine in the Boston harbor"
You're such a sasshole.

by John Locke the Sassiest October 9, 2012

elegant sass

A fashion style often found at southern school dances marked by the vicarious desires of late middle age white trash mothers who revere Reese Witherspoon.

Did you see her dress? White trash? No, elegant sass.

by Spartan08 August 30, 2021

tall guy sass

An act of sassing a shorter person with your height. Works with anybody shorter than you and fun for all ages.

"I heard that guy has a bad case of tall guy sass, must've been a midget when he was young."

Person 1:"Bet you can't even dunk."
Person 2:"Don't tall guy sass me."

by awaffleduck July 3, 2014

sassical

when a person acts sassy, as if it was second nature. usually this person is so sassy it's hard to avoid

The other day my secretary at work was way too sassical

by hordak August 22, 2007