Startup Mullet

Wearing a T-Shirt under a Suit Jacket.

Jeremy Edberg's suit jacket looked professional from behind, but once he turned around it was clear that the look was just a Startup Mullet.

by e1ven October 21, 2010

Startup Green

An obnoxiously bright, nearly nauseous tone of green paint found on the walls of fledgling tech businesses often in San Francisco's South of Market District.

Our new office came equipped with foosball table, beer kegerator, game room, Herman Miller Chairs, a top of the line espresso machine and our logo boldly printed over the Startup Green Walls.

by Hepburn October 19, 2015

Shartaphobia

Not pushing out a fart in fear of pushing too hard and shitting in your pants

I was in class with a ton of gas but I have shartaphobia so I held it in and demolished the bathroom when I got out

by The shittiest shit April 7, 2009

startup paedophile

A person who attends startup business events with the intention of finding young, naive companies they can take equity from in return for "contacts" or advice.

That guy over there is a real startup paedophile.

by MyCow October 20, 2014

startupper

Someone who has started a *new* business (a "startup") or has worked in one.

She's not a mindless worker, she is a startupper.

by swaroopch November 18, 2009

shartulence

Flatulence (farting) that leads to a shart (shitting your pants when you were expecting/hoping to merely push a fart).

All in all, shartulence is a fancier way of saying that you (or someone else) sharted.

It's nothing to be ashamed of, just something to be laughed at.

by JeffroMidas September 7, 2013

shartubble

When you goto leave a fart in the bath tub and the bubbles come up with floaters

Wife says. Dammit ray I'll never get that ring out of the tub.

Ray responds. I'm. Sorry baby but your chile wrecked my colon causing me to SHARTUBBLE in the bath. And boy it smelled like 30 year old depends

by Huge Dixson January 29, 2014