Shart

A little shart is someone who has membership at Ivy Pool but doesn't want to take The Oysbay.
Little Shart is dogging The Oysbay by wanting to leave at 8:30pm.
by The Oysbay November 29, 2009
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1: Commonly and more particularly, an unforeseen form of defecation occurring only when one has solely anticipated and partially succeeds in the breaking of wind.
2: An unintentional defecation that occurs when attempting to break wind.
3: The accidental emergence of excrement during the release of rectal gas.

Shart:

Etymology –
English: First notably expressed within the later part of the 20th century as a slang mixture and more typically used in the United States. The word is used in the movie “Along Came Poly”, but, the words exact origin and period of conception is not known. Shart is the unification of the first two letters from the word “shit” followed by the last three letters of the word “fart”; Sh ~ art.

Cause –
Typically a shart is induced by diarrhea that has not yet displayed its symptoms and the sufferer simply feels the urge to pass gas.

Remedy –
Self regulation:
When the urge to pass gas initially begins, the sufferer should attempt to restrain from allowing release for a few minutes. Typically a shart can be avoided as the symptoms of diarrhea will be sensed a few minutes after an initial false gas episode has occurred.
Medical:
If this a common occurrence one should consult with a physician.

by MDS63 April 01, 2008
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Shart

A shart is when you fart and a little bit of shit comes out as well.
JP: im gona fart on sparkey's bed!

Nooo you can't do that!

JP: woops i think i just sharted on his bed!
by Wheeler Dealer Himself March 25, 2009
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Shart

The farts that occur before and after a person has had a shit.
Kevin: Dude, i sharted for 20 minutes but nothing came out!
Kyle: Erm...Thanks for sharing that.
by Kyle Frith November 19, 2006
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Noun: The solid waste expressed from the anus during an attempted gas excretion fart.

Verb: The act of shitting yourself when attempting to fart.

The origin of the word is officially credited to T. Wember (circa 1987) after observing his roommate's girlfriend attempt to sneak one by.
by tjpw February 07, 2008
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Shart

When you shit and fart at the same time
Did you just shart yourself?
by Jacobe' February 10, 2008
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Shart

What happens when you try to release some gas from your ass but it ends up being oil. (sharting, sharted, shartfull)
I lifted my cheek to let off some gas but instead I sharted in my drawers.
by ChazzGR August 05, 2005
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