Sharrett

A person whos career goal is to get pregnant.

Damn, Ashley is such a Sharrett

by 100,000 black men June 2, 2016

sharlette

A very beautiful blonde haired girl with blue eyes! Very kind, intelligent and confident but can be a bit aggressive.

1: omg she's so pretty! Ugh I want her eyes.
2: yeah I know, she's a Sharlette

by XO27 January 13, 2017

sharpet bomb

The result of farting at random intervals down a hallway or otherwise carpeting an area with your farts in an attempt to avoid implication as the farter and having some shit comes out. The combination of a carpet bomb and a shart.

I had a lot of gas and decided to carpet bomb the bar I was at, however, I ended up with a sharpet bomb and needed to change my underpants.

by Sethmut November 30, 2007

sharketing

Sharketing is doing social media marketing from a laptop or mobile device while taking a big wet juicy shit.

Bro bro bro, are you still reading magazines in the bathroom? You need to be sharketing. Calc your ROI and synergize some hashtags next time you drop trou.

by Brock Hardon November 9, 2011

Starget

A Starbucks located inside a Target store.

I better get some coffee at Starget before picking up kitty litter.

by Cobra Commander for president February 7, 2012

Sharpet the Campoo

To accidentally stain one's carpet with a sharpie in the country of Campoo (Spain)

or

A retard trying to say "shampoo the carpet."

"I got a plane ticket to Spain! Let's go sharpet the Campoo!"

"Next week, I'm going to sharpet the campoo. Fuck! I mean shampoo the carpet"

by Checken feathahs December 31, 2009

Sharlet

A mini shart

Damn bro!! Did you just let out a sharlet??

by jesuswasreallyhere February 8, 2020