ShannonTime

When the orange boy is good he will recieve sexy time with almighty Shannon

No ShannonTime unless you behave

by HAZA_3429 May 7, 2018

Swanson's Angry Man Dinners

The seldom seen frozen dinner similar to Swanson's "Hungry Man" dinners for men who are not only hungry, but have anger management difficulties, as well.

It was introduced in an episode of The Simpsons "Hurricane Neddy" It was a sponsor of a case study involving Flanders and his anger as a child.

Swanson's Angry Man Dinners: Now with boneless Southern Fried Chicken!

by XdElIrIuM June 14, 2004

Shannon

Intelligent, wise, beautiful, graceful, witty, laugh-loving, artistic, adventurous, intriguing person. She will greet you with a grin and carry herself well -- head and shoulders high, looking like she can handle any task -- but it might take a while to realize just how quirky and multi-faceted she is. You'll probably know the sharp-dressing, articulate, opinionated Shannon before you know the song-singing, weirdly goofy, low-key girl she is.

Did you hear Shannon was accepted at Notre Dame and Brown? She's seems so put-together, but I've had sleepovers with her -- you'd never believe she was 18 with the way she sings kid's songs!

I asked Shannon out. She didn't want to do anything fussy, so we cooked dinner and went on a walk up the bluff. With all of her accomplishments she intimidated me so much, but she's really very witty and down-to-earth. She doesn't just write editorials and international correspondence pieces -- she speaks, sings, plays a few instruments, loves adventures and travel, paints, and cracks me up.

by I love my Shannons June 12, 2013

Shannons Lover

Shannons Lover - This person is the one person she was with or has been with and yet she doesn't know to stay or run away from him. He is the one person that will do everything in his power to make her happy and to make her love him back. He is the one who will tell Shannon is beautiful; no matter the appearence, he will lover her completely even if it takes days and weeks on in. He is the man of her dreams (yes the man of her dreams), he tells her he misses her everyday, her stays on the phone with her from dusk to dawn, he is the guy who makes her his world, he is the man who will go to UrbanDictionary.com and post a defintion to her.

"SHANNONS LOVER"
Kyle: Hey, Beautiful.
Shannon: Nu-uh, your lying.
Kyle: Heh, I wouldn't lie about something like that Shannon.
Shannon: *sighs* Kyle-
Kyle: I know, I can wait.

by KairuYasuoOonosubi September 26, 2010

Shandon

Shandon means peaceful beauty. This person is super nice and loves to think about love. This person is so easy to fall for.And falls in love very easily. And is very romantic.

I'm Shandon towards you.

by Pandicorn321 April 19, 2017

Shannon Leto

A very sexy mudda fugga.

Girl 1: Look it's Shannon Leto
Girl 2: OMG HE'S SO HOT

by BiteMeLeto October 15, 2011

Shandon, CA

A small, ranch town in the fuck-all middle-of-nowhere California. You don't know where it is. And nothing every really goes down there. It's actually pointless to continue reading this. It was all summed up in the first sentence. Really, I lived there most of my life and can't think of a single interesting thing about it. It goes without saying, people from Shandon spend a lot of time on the internet.

"You are from where?"
"Shandon, CA."
"..."
"20 miles east of Paso Robles."
"Huh..."
"Feels bad man."

by ProudShandonite March 1, 2010