Aunt: "Shouldn't you be outside with the kids?"
Me: "Shouldn't you be raising yours?"...THANKSGIVING CLAP BACK
Aunt: "When are you going to get a real job?"
Me: " When are you going to get some real eyebrows?"...THANKSGIVING CLAP BACK
Me: "Shouldn't you be raising yours?"...THANKSGIVING CLAP BACK
Aunt: "When are you going to get a real job?"
Me: " When are you going to get some real eyebrows?"...THANKSGIVING CLAP BACK
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Well see Dixie been trynna get 'er self a bun fur her oven so we called for an Alabama Thanksgiving nd had ourselves a lil family reu-nin, Uncle Glen always had a special touch!
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An unintentional beard started over the 4 day Thanksgiving weekend, where you're too lazy to shave it off monday morning. Usually continues until Christmas or New Year's Day.
Also known as a Holiday Beard
Also known as a Holiday Beard
Boss: You look like you haven't shaved in days. That's unprofessional.
Employee: Sir, that's my Thanksgiving beard. It's my way of honoring our forefathers.
Boss: Oh, I didn't realize that. Maybe I'll grow one too.
Employee: Sir, that's my Thanksgiving beard. It's my way of honoring our forefathers.
Boss: Oh, I didn't realize that. Maybe I'll grow one too.
by levarselosmonos November 23, 2009
Get the Thanksgiving Beard mug.Pants that are worn in anticipation of eating a huge meal (i.e. Thanksgiving dinner). These pants usually boast an elastic waist, to allow some give for that third helping of sweet potato pie.
by Contessa Vanessa September 16, 2008
Get the Thanksgiving pants mug.Golly! This thanksgiving, Uncle Frank ate 8 pieces of turkey, 4 stuffing balls, 2 helpings of mashed potatoes, half the dish of corn and green beans, AND went back for seconds on his pumpkin pie! No wonder he broke grandma's new dining room chair...
by ConcernedAmericanCitizen12 February 21, 2011
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by OmegaRook November 11, 2011
Get the It's not even Thanksgiving yet, quit playing Christmas music. mug.Jenny is on a diet and is participating in her Thanksgiving Fast to prepare for the large amount of calories she will be consuming during her Thanksgiving Feast.
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