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Shandi

A Shandi is a small mythical creature that is also known as a Homosapien, they can often be found snuggling small animals or even wallowing in self pity. They are very sophisticated and enjoy alone time more than anything. They are socially awkward so it will take time to get to know them. Much like a mouse they are small, but also very brave and mighty. Don’t let their smallness intimidate you. Their favourite activities include the following: sleeping, crying, arson and collecting treasure they can bring back to the little hole in the ground.
Person1: woah, what was that thing moving around in the bush?

Person2: oh, that’s a Shandi. They are hermits don’t worry
by Woodland wizards June 25, 2021
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Shandi

She is not nice but she is very protective over you she will take your gf privileges away and also most likely does drugs in secret and she is fine😒
Omg shandi does drugs
Uh yeah
by Mel Melly mel June 25, 2021
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Shandy Sampler

A four-part sexual act involving; vaginal sex, followed immediately by anal sex, immediately followed by the male dipping his penis in the woman's favorite Shandy beer. The woman then licks off the "sampler", causing the male to climax in or around her mouth.
Male 1: "Why are you so happy?"

Male 2: "I gave my girlfriend a Shandy Sampler last night!"
by Gorth and Jeb May 11, 2016
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Shani Sorensen

Assistant choir director for Pius X Highschool. Known for constantly yelling at guys of Spectrum Show Choir, lowering people’s self confidence, causing them to quit and want to never sing again.
John: Hey do you remember Shani Sorensen from Highschool, she directed Spectrum?

Matthew: Oh yah, she’s the reason I quit show choir and singing forever.

John: Same Bro!
by bmd1357 June 17, 2020
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shanti shanti

Are the kind of people who commonly dress in purple, decorate their rooms with mandalas, or pictures of Hindu deities, and go about putting quartzes and little bowls with salt in the corners of their house.
I like that girl, but she's too shanti shanti for me.
by Pachanka August 24, 2007
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shanti shanti

Used to describe a thing or person that is trying a little too hard to be everything spiritual and hippie and enlightened
Bob: Dude, what happened to Craig? Why is he wearing feathers in his hair? He never even wants to do anything other than yoga and meditation these days..

Bill: I don't know, man, he was pretty normal before he went to India, then he came back all shanti shanti.
by PseudoNimbleasaseahirss July 6, 2017
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Shanda Skanky

A nasty, open legged girl who has a reputation of screwing multiple men, including uncles and such.
by Get physical March 7, 2011
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