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stampeding herds

Masses of mindless people or critters all hell bent toward a common goal. See committee mentality.
Many times, crowds of people will see someone do something, and think they should do it too, even though they have no idea why the first person did it. They become stampeding herds of two-legged cattle.
by Downstrike September 12, 2004
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stampeding elephant

The act of tying a broom to the front of your car proceeding to drive the car towards someone. If successful, the broomstick will have penetrated the anus.
Billy Buttlust gave the gnarliest stampeding elephant to tad last night.
by craig is fat March 6, 2007
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Pretending or appearing to be busy while doing nothing.

The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.

Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.
Congress spend 8 months grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils and were only able to reduce the national debt by $10.
by JavaJaneOhio January 6, 2012
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tonsil sharpening

When you sandpaper the head of your penis and testicles to create increased sensitivity in that region.
"I was tonsil sharpening before my girlfriend came over last night, and I climaxed when she gave me a hug."
by Unequality February 8, 2010
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Shampubing

1.) During the act of applying shampoo to one's head, one finds that an excessive amount of product has been used and therefore applies the remaining shampoo to the pubic area
Person 1: I swear I run out of shampoo way too quickly. I think I use too much at a time.
Person 2: Then you really need to start shampubing. At least get your money's worth.
by Jackie Schmidt December 4, 2011
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shampling

a rather small chicken that’s usually gets yeeted by its mother
the shampling really just said peace out when it got yeeted
by rocko de paco May 17, 2021
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Pencil Sharpening Day

Pencil Sharpening Day is an international Holiday, taking place on October 27th, which was recently popularized by the Youtuber cs188.

While the true origin of this annual holiday is unknown, experts believe that it originated in the middle ages, when feathers that were used to write bibles were thrown onto a pile and then were all sharpened on pencil sharpening day.

There is also rumored to be another Pencil Sharpening Day in November, which could not be confirmed, though.
Woohoo! It's pencil sharpening day! Hahahaha!
by RacerN2O December 7, 2016
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