A fairy of shampoo is a person who would make you no longer feel lonely just by seeing them. Even if you’re with your sad heart, they make it disappear far away.
by odisbiggestfan June 12, 2022
Get the Fairy Of Shampoo mug.A Dirty Sampson is an action where one scratches their crotch then offers the next person they encounter a handshake
Person: Hey Nathan, Willie totally just gave Jacob a dirty a Dirty Sampson..
Nathan: That's just wrong man, Willie has a bad Dirty Sampson addiction.
Nathan: That's just wrong man, Willie has a bad Dirty Sampson addiction.
by THEnerdyGUY February 12, 2017
Get the Dirty Sampson mug.When a dude has not had intercourse in so long that when he does his sperm will be equall to the amount needed to shampoo a buffalo!
When we get back from this road trip i gotsta have some sex! I got enough backed up to shampoo a buffalo!
by Drowning clown November 21, 2015
Get the Shampoo a buffalo mug.A fairy of shampoo isn’t actually a fairy.She’s someone almost none of you can reach physically.If you try to reach her,just like a bubble made of shampoo she will pop and eventually vanish in the cold void.People sometimes describe her as “the ideal person” but it still doesn’t affect the fact that she is a fairy of shampoo…
by _yours_ November 20, 2021
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A concerted effort to achieve a goal which relies apon deceit to be successful
v. i.
To engage in a concerted effort to achieve a goal using decietful means to succeede.
English Concatenation of Scam + Campaign
A concerted effort to achieve a goal which relies apon deceit to be successful
v. i.
To engage in a concerted effort to achieve a goal using decietful means to succeede.
English Concatenation of Scam + Campaign
by Willi B November 14, 2004
Get the Scampaign mug.An attractive female who pity fucks men less desirable than herself in order to boost her extremely fragile self worth.
I'll tell ya kid, talk about a scamp champ. your Mother is a real semen demon, mnnhmm, glazed and steamin. Is her name really Theresa?
by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
Get the Scamp Champ mug.Sample Zombies are the mindless creatures that derive their primary sustenance from free food samples in stores. Generally, they are harmless to bystanders as their primary focus is the free food. But occasionally, when herded together, they can emit noxious gas and block aisle ways - causing disruption to folks who are actually there to shop.
A sense of horror rushed over me when I realized I was shopping in Costco at lunch time. Droves of sample zombies converged to feast on the free offerings, clogging the aisles as they devoured samples as fast as they came out of the toaster ovens. I raced for the safe zone where samples of salad were being dispensed. Much like vampires fear garlic, sample zombies avoid anything with fiber.
by andiego July 17, 2012
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