Shambate

When you can't find any lubricants/lotion to masturbate with, so you do it with shampoo. The next day you will discover your penis skin peeling off. Don't worry, once it's gone there is a fresh layer of skin underneath.

Jimmy came home from school, only to find that the previous day's pleasurable moment was not worth it. Not worth it at all. Jimmy had shambated.

by cloudfart November 24, 2014

Staterbate

Feeling the need to touch ones self after viewing their stats in a video game/sport/etc.

I am need to staterbate quick after that game of league.

by TheDaileyTrain January 25, 2016

Shiterbate

The act of shitting and Masterbating together; The Ultimate Time Saver

I only have 3 minutes, I have to shiterbate or else I wont have time.

by Shiterbater August 15, 2009

Shaynerbate

Almost like masterbation but with a twist... Twirling midsection of body like a helicopter. Spinning clock wise causing forward motion... perpeptually! .... Counter clock wise, going backwards. If doen long enough other will join in... Let the games beggin.

Shayner, Shaynerbates all over RLC :))

by Shayner42 August 17, 2011

Shamerate

A Truely Shameful Framerate

Damn dude, your pc's suffering from a big shamerate, it's taking ages to load this page.

by Psyxe May 24, 2006

Showerbate

When you masturbate while taking a shower.

Jimmy showerbated while taking a warm shower.

by haha. k. March 28, 2015

Shamerble de gurble

A word said when either stoned or drunk. Usually stated when you are happy with a slur. from the foundings of friends.

shamerble? shamerble de gurble

by Lance January 5, 2005