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shaman

That shaman just purged my buffs and rank 1 frost shocked me to death!
by koalaroo March 5, 2008
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shaman

A word commonly referred to in World of Warcraft, a popular MMORPG. The class is disputed daily for being overpowered and unbalanced.
If one is to play this incredible game, it is highly encouraged to avoid a Shaman at all costs.
"Nerf shamans!"
"How come Shamans get better heals than Paladins?"
"/cry"
by Justin V August 23, 2005
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shaman

Class that all Ally Noobs whine about in MMORPG World of Warcraft.
Allynoob1: Damn i got pwned by that shaman.
Allynoob2: Man im re rolling horde cuz im so sick of bein pwned by shamans.
by onemic September 8, 2006
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shaman

A class with a blue colour, mostly played by people who have a tendency to

sadomasochism. They mostly love to get trained, tunneled and hit by your every day melee train.
We tunneled that shaman so hard last game, he even forgot his own name!
by Fyro November 5, 2016
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shamans

A name post-ops (post-operational transsexuals) like to call the doctors who have an almost miraculous ability to transform them into different gender category, just like the shaman in a shamanistic ceremony takes or 'transforms' into other nonhuman-life forms!
Shamans (the doctors that perform a sex-change surgery), are capable of giving you a neovagina, all in a three-hour surgery and you come out from it a hetero-eveloved male, a transmale femme, he-babe, she-male, shim, she-man, she-moth (she behemoth)! Huh-huh!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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shamans

When you vomit and have diarrhea at the same time. Also referred to as The Shamans.
After six burritos and a fifth of tequila, my husband was in the bathroom all night with the shamans.
by wineplz April 14, 2010
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Cock Shaman

A creepy, so called “spiritual” male, who uses “spirituality” to try to get laid. Usually lurks at farmers markets, yoga studios, hot springs and drum circles. Uses a “spiritual” vibe as an attempted i nroad to young girls pants, as an excuse to act “touchy feely”, to engender trust, to elicit inappropriately long hugs, and to insert themselves into conversations or situations under the guise of being “wise” or “enlightened” or “spiritual”.

Is especially pernicious because they present themselves as trustworthy, progressive, sensitive, “woke”, enlightened individuals, when they’re just trying to wet their dicks like most guys. They are not honest with their intentions, relying instead on the emotional, psychological, and spiritual vulnerability of their targets.

This phenomenon is also highly correlated with virtue signalling, sjw’s, overt veganism, man buns, wearing sandals with sockets, and ostentatious liberalism.
My GF and I were having a nice evening at Esalen hot springs, until some Cock Shaman kept following us around and leering creepily.
by UD Tk August 31, 2018
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