Shalang

a white man who is no longer in his prime looking for sex in Thailand because he can't score back home. Similar to a falang (Thai word for foreigner) however the shalang is a creature constantly concerned with his shlong and how much money he has left in his fanny pack. They have been known to congregate in large city centres around Thailand such as Pattaya and Udon Thani, often seen in brothel alleys and shopping malls. If seen do not approach, you are merely a reminder of their loser lives and they may be hostile; especially if they have married a Thai bride and are attempting to integrate. The shalang motto is: "Good guys go to Heaven, bad men go to Pattaya", this is often displayed on T-shirts and coffee mugs.

Look at the beer gut on that shalang, his fanny pack barely fits him.

by Teacher Lanny December 7, 2013

Shawangawang

A good feeling, normally felt by somebody out partying, drunk or just when generally having a good time.

"Shawangawang, tonights going to be sick!"

by Verrender December 28, 2008

shabangadoodle

in it's entirety, it's whole.

He couldn't decide on which crop of roots he wanted to sell, so he just sold the whole shabangadoodle.

by who will not be named July 31, 2011

Shalongalong

A very large penis that is usually common in tall skinny people or short black people

Yo bro I heard James got a shalongalong

by Jay the the FlexGod October 19, 2018

Shblanga

shblanga is when your dick tastes Mango

Abood: I lost 100$ in poker
abdo: shblanga

by sisy drip March 8, 2021

shalaganting

To leave the house and have fun with friends. You can't be by yourself.

Dave: "Hey, you want to go shalaganting with me and Shaniqua?"

Joe: "No thanks, I'm going to have fun outside the house by myself, which I can't call shalaganting."

by Eri16k February 22, 2009

shlanga

You use the phrase shlanga when you want to say something inappropriate in an awkward or uncomfortable situation

Would you shlanga (shift) her at the pitch?

by Cupcakes09877 May 17, 2018