Shafer

Any individual who wears Keds, solicits the advice of and on walks with girls he's friends with, and knows relatively nothing about professional sports.

My girlfriend isn't at the party fratting because she went for a walk. She went with a Shafer.

by BiggieFrat June 29, 2011

Shafering

The act of masturbation to completion during oddly non-erotic situations, generally ending with sperm on the bottom of a desk or table, or soaking into your pants.

Man, I was really Shafering hard while watching that youtube video about point-of-sale systems. My pants are soaked with cum now.

by Timmy "Tim-Tim" Timmerson March 12, 2015

Shafer shopping

swiping food from Shafer Dining Court at Virginia Commonwealth University to eat later.

Guy 1: I saw you yesterday with a bunch of fruit in your pockets. Were you Shafer shopping?
Guy 2: Unfortunately. I had major shafer shits afterwards.

by Bobby_K. March 11, 2011

shafier

A small hobbit shaped manchild with a loud voice and good ability to manipulate spreadsheets.

You can often hear him coming from miles away and has a tendency to headbutt first and ask questions later.

Oh shit, here comes a shafier!

Oh, who invited a shafier again?

by bananaman21343 February 10, 2010

shaifraaz

The most truest badass ever. Also commonly used in short term, SHAIF. The most trustworthy and a friend to every one till you do you something bad to them.

“Bro your such a shaifraaz”

by Baadshaa March 5, 2018

shifer

a name meaning something hot or attractive; typically said to the female gender.

I saw a woman walking down the hallway and she looked so shifer.

People that are attractive are usually shifer.

by dan.smith123 January 29, 2021

bruce shaffer

Bruce Shaffer is a handsome big guy he is really tall and strong. He loves to play video games and basketball. He has brown eyes and brown hair

Bruce Shaffer is awesome

by TheBestThereEverWas89 May 21, 2018