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top shagger

someone who shags or fucks a lot of birds, every night they have a fit ting to shag
friend: who do you think is a top shagger?

me: ah definitely that WillNE guy
by lesbian top shagger December 17, 2018
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shagged out

I'm shagged out after last night.
by minges and all April 18, 2003
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snaggle-hag

Someone from the past who's a jackass that keeps fucking shit up and putting shit off for their future selves which ultimately ends up fucking themselves over.
That God damn past Jen not doing these reports!
Yeah she's a real snaggle-hag!
by Neokidboyr October 19, 2018
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Shaggered

1. The passive perception of finding a object that is completely broken, distorted, shattered, destroyed. The use of a Shaggered object is completely invalid due to how messed up it is.

2. To completely mess up a sentence, making a typical teen correct them self’s with “*” or to talk gibberish before rewording what you initially were going to say.
“Man dude, I was walking in a abandoned building and I found a staircase that was completely shaggered; so I couldn’t go up.”
by Vlandor May 28, 2019
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snaggletwat

the unfortunate condition of a twat worn by overuse.
Her daily twatwaddles, and all that they encompassed, caused her to develop a noticeable snaggletwat.
by mystery cult March 23, 2008
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Slaggle

A collective noun used to describe a group of women who are indiscriminately affectionate towards the opposite sex. In the wild they can normally be found congregated in bus/train stations and shop windows. Their dietary requirements (Cider and Cigarettes‘) tend to have resulted in sub-par dental hygiene. Their mating “Oh but your lush” and "fancy a shag" can often be heard from as far as half a mile from the point of origin. However those lacking a y chromosome should approach with caution as the battle cry “what you looking” is usually followed by quick and decisive action by some or all members of the group.

These women are not to be confused with Chavs who despite their reputation are often a peace loving people. A slaglgle can emerge from any subculture, they are categorised by their attitude not their dress sense.
My friend was set upon by a slaggle last night, he managed to fend them off by throwing a bottle of Cider into the centre of the group and letting them fight it out while he ran like hell in the opposite direction.
by madgie December 21, 2009
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Top Shagger

A man who stands above the simple shagger. ‘Top’ shagger status is only achieved after many years of partying, seducing women & generally not giving 2 fucks about what people think. Often loved by fellow lads but hated by females in the local area.
Here’s the Top Shagger, what a man you are.
by SchoolGeek3000 August 6, 2018
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