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Top Shagger

A man who stands above the simple shagger. ‘Top’ shagger status is only achieved after many years of partying, seducing women & generally not giving 2 fucks about what people think. Often loved by fellow lads but hated by females in the local area.
Here’s the Top Shagger, what a man you are.
by SchoolGeek3000 August 6, 2018
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shattered penis

A word used to describe how someone feels when extremely hung over.
"I drank so much last night, now I feel like a bag of shattered penises."
by cobbnobbler December 28, 2009
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staggered

In cars, when the rear wheels are wider than the front wheels. Used to give the car a more aggressive look and better traction in rear-wheel-drive cars. Many high-performance cars come like this from the factory, but it can be done to any car as an aftermarket upgrade.
Yo, I just put staggered rims on my Mustang, it looks real mean.
by StreetKnowledge April 3, 2011
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Stevie half shagged

When you have had sexual intercourse with someone, but they have done a poor/incomplete job
I hope i am never stevie half shagged
by Alcohol slangs January 6, 2019
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SKETTY GIRAFFE SHAGGER

YO YOURE SUCH A SKETTY GIRAFFE SHAGGER BILL!
by JacobBazScalpathus May 30, 2019
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Shatnered

When a situation completely changes tone from reverent to mildly absurd.

Example: When the 2010 Winter Olympics closing ceremony went from the moving extinguishing of the Olympic flame to the tune of Neil Young's "Long May You Run" to William Shatner discussing the hazards of having sex in a canoe.
"Did you see the closing ceremony? It was great, but then it totally got Shatnered."
by elbob1023 February 28, 2010
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shattered heart

when you have a broken heart so bad you are broken beyond repair that’s it, your depressed forever. no more fun, no more anything. you just don’t want to be in existence to the point where you stay at home everyday and struggle to just get your clothes on because you know there’s no meaning in what you do and there never will be
Friend1: ......
Friend2: Woah. you have a shattered heart?.. i’m sorry..
by FrostyBYT April 14, 2018
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