shagmented

overview of a situation that is completely fucked up, broken, unrepairable or in bits

wife to hubby 'Hello love, did you manage to fix the dishwasher ?
No. it's absolutely shagmented !!

by vanhelZ1ng December 22, 2016

Staffment

Staffment is a clear expression of staffing in speech or writing.

In a meeting with my managers, I had to make a staffment about my performance in the neutral gender bathroom.

by Scar1ett May 11, 2020

slaytment

When a Statement is so Overrated!!

Betty: Ya bro so thin that when he stood sideways, the teacher marked him absent.

Mike: whoaaa!!! Betty that was a wholesome slaytment!!!!

by NotSoPikachu August 3, 2022

shaftmatized

When a female is piped so good that she refuses to let go physically and emotionally of the male or partner doing the piping.

Homegirl was really shaftmatized after that piping last night!

by Wuanman999666 October 4, 2022