A shmunch is a brunch between 2 people after having a one-night stand, often preceding the walk of shame going home. Shame + Brunch = Shmunch. A shmunch is typically recognizable at a cafe or restaurant because the shmunchers are dressed in clothes from the previous night's affair (i.e. sequin mini-skirt and high heels with bedhead and messy makeup on a woman, and overly dressy and wrinkled clothes on a guy, mixed in with bedhead and morning breath)
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Get the Shmunch mug.n.; etymology: A portmanteau word <sl- (in slutty) and -unch (in brunch)>
a single meal that takes place between the hours of eleven in the morning to four in the afternoon and is intended to combine sluttiness with breakfast with lunch. Ergo, sluttiness + brunch becomes slunch.
a single meal that takes place between the hours of eleven in the morning to four in the afternoon and is intended to combine sluttiness with breakfast with lunch. Ergo, sluttiness + brunch becomes slunch.
Daaamn. We went out to slunch the other day with bottomless mimosas that degenerated into four loko pong and nobody remembers what happened or who won.
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Get the Splunchy mug.Hey, kids, we haven't eaten anything since breakfast because we've been having so much fun! What do you say we grab some splunch and stay 'til the amusement park closes?
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Get the splunch mug.n., a term referring to a lunch-break used to have sex as opposed to eat lunch; origin: "sex" and "lunch"
"we're going to go for some slunch."
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Get the slunch mug.Characterized by extremely eroded posture. The act of completely disregarding anything even approaching acceptable or naturally appearing posture.
That Stephen Hawking is always slunching.
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