sexphisticated

having both a refined knowledge of the ways of the world cultivated especially through wide experience and classy sex appeal.

Sarah emaculate tittys look sexphisticated today.

by Mr.Wizard October 3, 2011

Syphilupagus

An aggressive form of syphilis only contractable by having sex with Ron Jeremy or by having his sloppy seconds. This strain of the disease turns your dick into a brown hairy mess that resembles the trunk of lovable old Mr. Snuffy.

Bro...I hooked up with this porn star last night, but I think she had just done a scene with the hedgehog. Since I got home my dick looks like a mastodon trunk and smells like the yeti. I think I have Syphilupagus

by Guido and The Guy June 7, 2019

syphilaids

one who has both syphilis and aids at the same time and has sexual intercourse unprotected with another of an equal or opposite sex gives that person a combination of both syphilis and aids which is known as syphilaids

wow your penis looks funny and infected i think you might have syphilaids..boy are you screwed

by NinjaMrPatrick June 17, 2009

sephism

A religion devoted entirely to the goddess of destruction/chaos/life, Seph. Pretty much the best thing you could ever join without being a full blown satanist. If you are scared or intimidated by this religion, clearly you do not belong. The believers resemble those of cults all over the world, and make daily sacrifices to thier patron goddess. Not for the faint of heart, only the awesome need join.

"In the practice of Sephism, we sacrifice stupid people."

by Jumping Ship June 23, 2009

super syphilis

A new, undiscovered strain of syphilis, discovered by the Housewives of Sunbury.

Sunbury Housewives have discovered "super syphilis", spread by the local sheep population in town. Resources and education about the disease now available via car vlogs on the interwebs.

by Hrd2gtt May 1, 2021

Syphilis Heights

A nickname for Citrus Heights, originating from the presence of a high number of "massage parlors" at which syphilis or other STD's may be contracted if one does not use caution.

Dude: "Yo, man, I just picked up a phat sack down by where your ex used to live!"

Friend: "Fer real? You down in Syphilis Heights?"

Dude: "Mos' def!"

by introspectacle January 13, 2011

Syphilis

Syphilis is a STI, it’s not a Greek titan with a similar name ,Sisyphus.

“Who had to roll the boulder up the mountain?”-teacher

“I think it was syphilis”-some student
“OMG”- the whole class and the teacher

by Quaddy March 17, 2020