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Semen Slurping

A football/soccer match that is characterized by midfield and possession antics, usually with little to no aggressive actions, no real chances or scoring.
-70 minutes with no scoring, fuck this semen slurping sport.
by karqz May 8, 2021
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Screaming semen

The blue balls or semen screaming to escape.
GAWDDDD SUSIE, I got screaming semen waiting to get out of my balls, THIS IS the housework you need to do now!
by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
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Semeneta

Dude, you’re doing me real Semeneta right now. Not cool

You doing me Semeneta?

Guy 1: Yo br, you trying to go downtown tonight?

Guy 2: nah dude I’m not really feeling it.

Guy 1: ooh Semeneta br
by DernMer? October 5, 2020
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Seymone

Sexiest girl on earth. Loved by most. She's sassy, funny, on the smaller size in height but she can knock you down to her height if you mess with her. She got a big booty and big boobs. She can dance like no other. She loves her friends and mom more than ever. Tries her best to stay true to herself.
If only I could be a Seymone, I would get all the guys.
by JessieC753 March 5, 2015
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Salty seamen

A bunch of gay-ass sailor boys who can't keep their fucking hands off you!
Dad: how did you sleep last night Hermann?
Son: not great dad I had to fight off salty seamen all night!
by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019
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Semen Skin

A white person; Refers to the complexion of white people just like Bird Shit.
"These Semen Skins are out of control in 2019".
by IBTAL September 27, 2019
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Semented

When your semen fuses two or more objects together.
Throwing a towel on your cum puddle will result in it being semented within a 12 hour period.
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