Sexpectator

What you become when you spend too much time viewing others having sex, rather than actively participating in the act yourself.
Joey is spending so much of his time watching internet webcams of others having sex, he has turned into a Sexpectator.
by Jusmerod June 20, 2007
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sexpectations

noun; the expectations one has regarding sex.
Flo: I hear you're going out with Butch tonight, are you excited?"

Mo: Well, he's cute and everything, but I saw his penis in the bathroom yesterday and for a 6'4" gay man he's exceptionally small, so my sexpectations aren't that great."

Flo: ahhh..size doesn't matter.

Mo: *slap*

Flo: "ouch" alright alright..size matters..cheeze n rice!
by Cathi Robertson July 23, 2008
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sexpectant

"John treated his girl so nice today; he must be sexpectant now!"
by YvesDelecroix August 09, 2009
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sexpectation

The expectation or assumption of sex. I commonly use this term when meeting online dates for the first time. "I am not a hooker, so no sexpectations please." Original word coined by Luna C, the mistress of all she surveys. ;)
We are meeting for coffee and to make sure you aren't yet another psycho online stalker,so no sexpectations,okay?
by Luna C March 29, 2007
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Sexpectations

The time your Mrs offers you the best sex to not go out on a Sunday with the lads by offering you things sexually your Mum would die to hear.
As in "Pwease don't go pub today, I'll do rude things to you your Mum wouldn't love to hear" "wow, those are some big sexpectations"
by Raypist August 18, 2013
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premature sexpectation

The miscalculation of expecting sex when you haven't laid the proper intimate foundation.
While she excused herself to the washroom, I disrobed and my anticipation of an intimate encounter to follow was a premature sexpectation.
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life sexpectancy

The amount of sex or the number of partners one anticipates that one will have had over the course of a lifetime, according to one's traits, social position, or some other determining factor.
The life sexpectancy of a relatively attractive upper-middle-class woman has risen over the past few years.
by lipstickandroid July 24, 2011
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