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the sexless innkeeper

When you meet a girl with whom you're about to get some but she ends up falling asleep in your apartment, turning you into the sexless innkeeper.
"Dude, I was totally about to get some, but she fell asleep in my apartment and I didn't want to wake her up"

"Dude, you were totally the sexless innkeeper that night!"
by thedefiningmastercraftsman98 September 8, 2015
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secession

The act of removing oneself from a group, to secede.
Southerners advocated secession from the Union.
by Xeno July 22, 2004
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sexcessive adder

a person who collects a lot of people of other sex on facebook or any other social network to show her/his ex boy/girlfiriend that there is no lack of sexual partners.
she got 20 new male friends. looks like she wants to make her ex boyfriend jealous. she is such an sexcessive adder.
by john mf kimble September 2, 2011
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sexless streaming

My besties are coming over to binge-watch Parks and Recreation for some good ol' fashioned sexless streaming.
by Jay-Rizzle December 29, 2015
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sexccess

when sleeping with someone superior results with a promotion or raise.
I heard she had a very sexccessful relationship with the entire board...
by Even Shoshan January 6, 2010
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sexcersise

A form of excersise, sex and excersise mixed together. A fun way to get fit!
Kath: Gosh I'm getting fat
Matt: Have you tried sexcersise
by :.:Anon:.: September 15, 2005
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sexless

one who is uninterested in sex or in sexual relationships.

one who appears to be neither male or female, or who is neither masculine nor feminine.
andy warhol has been descibed as sexless or asexual.
by dagger_grrl May 8, 2004
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