selover

(noun) A plump boy usually in his pre-teens. He is tanned with disgusting body hair that resembles a teen age war wolf. His hair is dark and unkempt with at least 3 immigrants nesting in it.

(verb) when you accidentally shit yourself and you are not wearing underwear, thus trying to let the turd go out the leg of your pants

girl: "do you smell that?"
man: "no hurry lets keep walking"
girl: "did you just selover? I saw it come out!"
man: "O.O ...no"

by apple johnson February 13, 2008

Sexaversary

The anniversary of the day one loses their virginity.

This is my three year sexaversary!

by reezybaby March 9, 2011

Sexvertize

To advertise one's self through sex.

Have you seen that new P-Diddy commercial? Its not only an excuse to make money, but and excuse for him to sexvertize himself!

by Madeline Rose October 22, 2007

Sexoven

When the sheets or blankets of your bed become extremely warm and trap your body heat so that even after you're finished having sex, the blankets/sheets are still warm.

"Me and _____ made a sexoven last night, and left it on for hours."
i.e. "Me and _____ had sex and my sheets were still warm several hours later."

by Emobean May 22, 2007