A disease suffered unfortunately by those blokes who always miss the pub with the boys or the poker night, or even cricket trip due to their unwavering commitment to their missus.
Claude: Hey mate, you wanna have a few froffs tonight?
St.Kilda: I'm heading out already sorry man, actually I better go get ready
Claude: No worries mate, where ya headed?
St.Kilda: Babysitting with the missus, gonna be mad fun. I think she's rented the Notebook and we're gonna choose some flowers for her sisters birthday.
Claude: U suffer an acute case of severewomkentitis mate... have a shit one
St.Kilda: I'm heading out already sorry man, actually I better go get ready
Claude: No worries mate, where ya headed?
St.Kilda: Babysitting with the missus, gonna be mad fun. I think she's rented the Notebook and we're gonna choose some flowers for her sisters birthday.
Claude: U suffer an acute case of severewomkentitis mate... have a shit one
by noelclaude April 5, 2010
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When my buddy got busted for jacking his mom's car and ditching school, his life was severeriuosly screwed!
by ozx January 7, 2011
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An absolute internet god who makes both FNaF fan games and commentary youtube videos. Is not a furry, trust. Has a based grindset and is one of the few people on the internet with an actual sense of humor. Is currently on the run after committing multiple felonies against the Pennsylvania government. Hardly anyone can spell his name right and upon spelling it wrong on google get horrific images of people with actual radiation burns. Take it from here: it is spelled severeradiation.
by Sussyboy666999 May 1, 2022
Get the severeradiation mug.When you dont focus on your life and start simping for some random girl who doesnt even know your exist its so severe it can break even the strongest friendships apart to much simping can lead to simpititis where your only state is not to fill the needs of yourself but to simp for a random twitch thot, while simultaneously ruining your life.
"bro Brandon just keeps simping he almost died one time he has Severe Simp Syndrome (SSS) many are getting diagnosed each year😔😔"
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Get the Severe Simp Syndrome (SSS) mug.A hopefully rare incident that occurs after an all day binge drinking affair in which you’re receiving a blow job (hopefully not whiskey dicking it) but the alcohol is just too much and you must grab her by her hair, pull upward, and throw up off the side of a bed.
Hey bro, I got so drunk the other day that I brought the waitress home and got a blow job. Stomach started churning and I grabbed that bitches hair and her head dangled like a severed head while I threw up off the side of the bed. It was a great night.
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No what about him?
Oh, he is missing both his balls and he has a giant vagina on his chest?
Oh, yeah i did hear about him... he has a case of severe vaginitis.
No what about him?
Oh, he is missing both his balls and he has a giant vagina on his chest?
Oh, yeah i did hear about him... he has a case of severe vaginitis.
by who dat kid? September 4, 2010
Get the severe vaginitis mug.wee goagsy wiz gittin battered oafy the big yin till he pulled a chib oot eez poakit nd gave um the severe malkie
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