Dr Seussed

When you take LSD and engage in sexual relations. The hallucinogenic effects create double vision so you see multiple people penetrating your orifices .

-Fuck man- I totally got Dr Seussed last night by Chloe after Bass Nectar.

-What do you mean ?
-She was riding me reverse cowgirl and all of a sudden there were 3 of her and her ass turned into her face!
-Gnarly!

by Venice Vigilantes April 2, 2022

Seussing

When you make up a word in order to rhyme it with an existing one. The term is derived from Dr Seuss an author who wrote children's books like Cat in the Hat and The Grinch.

Dr. Seuss is probably the only person to ever gt away with Seussing because he was awesome like that, but if you do it, you suck.

You may find something like this in a Dr Seuss book.

The animal wrangler fought back the beast with his amazing shcrizzlefangler!

Now, how to use it in a sentence....

Rapper: Yo! rollin' up in my fine ass jeep, bouncin' my head like a verzkizical shmeep!

Poet: Dude, at least try to rhyme, you're just Seussing right now.

by Max Harley October 28, 2009

Seussical

Used to describe something nonsensical, or to have seemingly come from a Dr. Suess story.

"Man, Super Smash Bros. is pretty seussical."
"Yeah, if Donkey Kong punched you upside the face, you'd be dead."

by 3789 August 13, 2009

dr. seuss

not a real doctor

dr. seuss is a writer not a doctor

by clitz July 6, 2010

Dr. Seuss

The street name of Theodor Seuss Geisel, a notorious drug dealer in the Los Angeles area during the 1960's. He is known for his whimsical pitches when selling heroine; including made up on the spot words and phrases. His main demographics included, but were not limited to: Hispanics, Blacks, Asians, and Who's. He was married to Audrey Stone Dimond until his tragic accidental death in 1991. The county coroner listed his cause of death as "Asphyxiation on Green Eggs and Ham", though many believed he was poisoned by wife Dimond.

"Why the fuck were the eggs and ham green? I think it was poison." Claimed local detective Oscar Wilde.

Dr. Seuss: "I Betstacy you'll love my ecstasy!"
Addict: "Whoa...did I come here high? Did you really just say that?"

Seuss: "I'll fucking kill you in a house, I will kill you with a mouse. Where's mah money, BIATCH!?"
George Bush: "I love tacos".

by Nick Lowers April 8, 2009

Seuss juice

When the rhymes are so sick, you got the suess juice

Young gravy has rhymes so fire, sounds like he’s drinking Seuss juice

by Young gravy November 8, 2017

seussiment

A sentiment held within the Dr. Seuss book collection or by Dr. Seuss himself.

Example of what one is-
"I do not like green eggs and ham."

"One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish."

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."

Example of usage of seussiment-

'"Man that was one hella seussiment you put out there, not bootsy at all!"

"I totally Miked up that seussiment, I hope my dad isn't going to beat me."

"Why don't you Marvin K. Mooney it and please go now."
"That was one hell of a seussiment!"

"What did you get from your parents?"
"I don't know- It came without ribbons! It came without tags!
It came without packages boxes, or bags!"
"Wow.... was that a seussiment or what???"
"Damn straight."

by The Royax and Yurtle the Naturtle November 14, 2007