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seasoned penis

A well traveled penis that knows about the finer things in life.

considered a thing of beauty in most cultures a well seasoned penis takes dedication and hard work to achieve
"It has seen many things my seasoned penis"

"It is not time which makes a penis seasoned. It is the experiences and hardships it has endured"

"Gaze at the wonderment of a REAL seasoned penis! note the loose, wrinkled skin and extensive sagging"

"You should of seen it man one of the most seasoned penis's I've ever laid eyes on. Bro it was like a well worn peice of vintage leather, pumped with blood and blue veins showing"

"My penis took another Hard knock last night, few more like that and it will be well seasoned"

"whatever doesn't kill it makes it stronger"
by Swift2 August 5, 2012
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seasoned pussy

An older woman's vagina whose been very sexually active throughout life
That really friendly 55 yr old lady by the bar has some seasoned pussy.

The hot ass old women in those tight, tiny ass dresses by you, are seasoned pussy !
by boredom_at_best1116 November 16, 2017
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Seasoned

Seasoned = adding flavor.

To be seasoned is to be acceptable of other cultures, whether is by learning about it or practicing them.

Not to be confused with being "cultured".
ex1:

You know, ever since Carl started dating that Latina he became seasoned.

ex2:

friend1: Sofia started talking to Jun and now she wants to go get boba everyday
friend 2: she has been seasoned.
by isisgabs April 30, 2020
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Seasoned

Everyone has got this word wrong, to be seasoned means you fucked up your brain so much on drugs that you can't do any of the old things that you used to be able to do and/or to have perntamently fucked yourself up to the point where you don't have an idea whats going on anymore
Jack: Hey why aren't you in college

Jim: I want to go to college but I am too seasoned man
by Mit da Shit December 22, 2008
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Seasoned ornithologist

A "lady" who is very generous with her reputation but should be avoided like the plague. A well beaten track.
Dave: I tell you Nicola looks good today
Wayne: Nah mate, she's a seasoned ornithologist
Dave: Huh?
Wayne: She's seen a cockatoo in her time.
by slashdotat April 8, 2010
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seasoned yolk

When your about to nut fucking a girl and you pull out, crack an egg and let the yolk sit on her asshole, while you nut on top of the yolk, seasoning it.
" omg I'm in a seasoned yolk kinda mood right now boys how about you " nog el nogzy nogonthepan sasine chromosome kick
by N O G October 24, 2017
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Seasoned

The smell of the room you are in or the smell you left behind.

When you walk into a place and it has a strong fragrance. You can make the statement: "Man, this place is seasoned".

This can be a good thing or a bad thing.

This frase would be great at places like nursing homes, Bath and Body, public bathrooms, your nasty as bed room.

After youve had sex and the place smells rank, you can say: "Man, we sure seasoned this place".

After you fat in a room, you can say to the other person in the room: "How you like the new season".
Man, we sure seasoned this place.
by Seasoned Dump April 30, 2021
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