textual sensory perception

The tendency to take your cell phone out of your pocket just as you are about to receive a text.

Hey, I don't have any mess-- Woah, I just got a text from Craig! I have textual sensory perception, man.

by Nuju September 15, 2010

sensory

To see fucking everything

Trevor has sensory powers

by T-mister January 31, 2019

sensory earmuffs

part of a autistic person’s diagnosis is their noise sensitivity issues which can make going out in public difficult for them

henry has a autism diagnosis he and his family are at the mall henry is wearing his sensory earmuffs to help with his noise sensory issues a person at the mall asks henry’s sister why does your brother wear his headphones henry’s sister tells the person my brother is autistic those are his sensory earmuffs they help with his noise sensory issues

by Backstroke swimmer 24 October 14, 2022

Autonomic sensory meridian response

Known as ASMR, you know that Weird Shit that make you feel worse than a 40 year old hairy man about to pull down his pants and open his fly behind you.

Boy 1: what’s your favorite content?
Boy 2: ASMR AKA Autonomic sensory meridian response
Boy 1: bro you are fucking weird

by hatred makesmefeelbetter July 22, 2022

Orbital Sensory Fruit Dysphoria

The inability of an individual to visually and specifically identify a fruit. Orbital sensory fruit dysphoria often occurs when and individual grew up in amd around Richlands, NC. This condition is most often associated with identifying dark colored fruits often confusing them with lighter colored fruits or light colored products made from the fruit.

Hey i see you are eating a peach. Umm, no you are mistaken this is a plum. Don't blame him for his mistake he suffers from Orbital Sensory Fruit Dysphoria

by PLUOT July 6, 2023

TSP: Textra Sensory Perception

Textra Sensory Perception--When you know that you get a text right before you do, or when you are get a text from the same person you had immediately before decided to text.

I have TSP: Textra Sensory Perception -- I KNEW that my gf was going to text me, and a half a second later, she did!

by Shiloticus2 October 31, 2011

Sensory Midget

A little person that is extremely offended by people noticing his/her smallness

The Sensory Midget got thrown out of the hotel for making a huge racket when people looked at him.

by Itaching February 21, 2011