A very desperate, thirsty guy. He tries to be a player but he fails because every girl rejects him. He will hit on every single girl in your school, even the ones that he doesn't know. Girls in the younger grades, the older ones, the popular ones, the ones with boyfriends, you name it. Also including but not limited to, your mom, your grandma, your sister, your hot neighbour, married women, maybe even your dog. He will use really bad pick up lines on girls to try and trap them. If you see one, stay away.
"Don't go near Sergei, the guy his so thirsty, he needs a drink of water".
by Catlover2312 May 28, 2015
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a little anarchist freak. a communist and a Nazi. computer nerd and acts like a freaking assassin
by anarchy people May 23, 2003
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A fucking asshole who enjoys watching videos of a guy shooting girl and now he’s going to get in trouble big time
Guy 1: Bro, Sergei got punished

Guy 2: Good, he deserved it
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 22, 2020
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a communist. a nazi. an anarchist. a nerd. hates zach. zachs a bitch.
by your mama May 23, 2003
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a pronoun/adjective to be used when describing someting either tremendously awesome, or horrifying terrible. Commonly used at the end of a back-and-forth one-upping shouting match. Always the definitive, most powerful word in said argument, even though it often has no relation nor place in the argument.
"you're stupid"
"you're stupider"
"you're stupidest"
"you're stupid to infinity"
"you're SERGEI!!"
by Nick + Phil June 11, 2004
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He's a dude that gets all the ladies so hide your hoes. He loves rock music like Kiss, Nirvana, and Adriano Celentano. He likes to smoke and drink, though he is trying to break the habit or else he will be kicked of the house. He loves his children and his wife. Over all he's an amazing guy but a little ignorant.
(To my dad)
"Man Sergey's coming! Hide your bitches, he's badass!"
by SoapyGirl ;3 December 20, 2018
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Sexiest guy on the world. Extremely huge penis. Muscular like Ricardo Milos. And has a friend Dominic. with a huge "gun" in his pants. You are lucky to meet them if you find them.
Damn, I want to set up a threesome with Sergey and Dominic.
by Sеrgey January 16, 2020
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