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scumptious

A load that tastes good simply because the guy is hot. Cum that is extremely tasty and delicious sucked out of a young stud.
I saw this hot young lacrosse player at the gym and totally blew him in his car. He was so scumptious I even swallowed!
by Bigviscousshotter January 2, 2020
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Seditious Anemia

Financial, emotional and physical drain on society as a result of insurrection activities by unstable, treasonous individuals.
The United $tates suffers from Seditious Anemia at one of the worst times in our history
by The cow Hunter January 14, 2021
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Septimus

Septimus is a charcter from the movie Stardust who is fighting to be king. He is awesome and he is my true love! He is so hot!
"You don't pick your true love for their character you pick them for your theme song! Like Septimus!"
by CrazyBlondenDisguise January 9, 2009
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spumptious

spumptious (spump shus) ADJECTIVE. To be sexy and delicious. From “scrumptious” and “pump.”
Randy- Damn, that girl gots more curves than Indy 500.

Ron- She's a great fuck, too.

Randy- How would you know?

Ron- I dated her. That's Lisa.

Randy- Damn. I'd like to bite her on the ass and be dragged to death. Why'd you ever break up with a woman that hot?

Ron- I musta lost my mind. Sweetest lady I ever knew. She is spumptious.

Randy- Think she'd go out with me?

Ron- Not a chance.

Randy- Why?

Ron- 'Cuz you're a friend of mine.

Randy- Not anymore we're not, you asshole! Hey! Lisa! Wait up!
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
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Seditious

I prolonging need to have gay booty calls and to get people out of their world using drugs to seduce them and drug them up to take sexual advantages of them.
She is acting so seditious.
by Shreem October 10, 2008
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Sematious

Having extra juicy mouth, or saliva on the ends of your mouth
Barry was very sematious after his stressful site visit.
by Crawls August 4, 2021
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Sefetious

M: 2 km is about 1 mile
J: actually its 2.2km per mile
M: I know I'm rounding down
J: I know I'm just being sefetious
by Mansunn May 7, 2019
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