Self Defense

for most it’s protecting your self from harm but for laylas it is doing it with someone at karate

“he chokes me so i laughed uwu” that is apparently the definition of self defense now

by defnotsomeonewhoknowslayla August 9, 2022

Anal Bead Self Defense

When you pull anal beads out of your butt to attack someone who is attacking you

I was walking down the street and got attacked but used anal bead self defense to escape.

by Frucé man XX68_69 August 9, 2020

Wisconsin self defense

Needless escalation of a tense situation followed by victim-playing on the part of the person who escalated the situation when their escalation turns against them.

I treated my cat's injury after he Wisconsin self defense'd a squirrel. He never learns

by Racoon Skittles November 22, 2021

Self Defense

most people is to protect yourself but some is to do it with someone at karate

“he strangled me so i laughed uwu” that is self defense right there

by defnotsomeonewhoknowslayla August 9, 2022

Self defensed

Verb. The action of a white man killing a minority with no repercussions by claiming self defense. (Kyle Rittenhouse)

Person 1: I’m going to the BLM protest later today.
Person 2: I hope you don’t get self defensed.

by nefariousone November 23, 2021

Self Defense

When a white person attacks you unprovoked

"The other day Jonathan caught me with his girl and he tried to self defense me!"

by SmeeveJeeve April 22, 2025

self defense rape

Pretty self explanatory. It’s when in an act of self defense you rape the attacker to de-escalate the situation.

Someone tried to mug me in the alley near Tom’s sandwiches. I was forced to use self defense rape.

by Saddam Huessein the second March 23, 2023