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Cum Seizure

when a cum dumpster takes an unusually large load and short circuits neurons never used sending them into an epileptic like seizure.
Holy fuck, Johnny's huge load just sent sally into a cum seizure.
by samsarai February 23, 2011
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Grand Mall Seizur

Grand Mall Seizure
noun
1 a sudden attack of ones wrist causing exuberant amounts of credit card transactions at the mall.
Honey? Please don"t be upset our credit cards are maxed. I had another "Grand Mall Seizur".
by Taykit June 21, 2019
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Keyboard Seizure

When someone spazzes out on a keyboard or on there phone typing thingy.
OyIGr(dfoa&^obit*YDCHPYIGlu *pua&(wt :s8ODIG oPWT:*(OTD Is a good example of a keyboard seizure.
by SpooderManiac December 22, 2014
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Seize The Day

Basically its about taking the ones you love and living every day without ever getting into fights about stupid shit. We don't live forever, you gotta make the days you have with them last.
Keep those you love close, and seize the day.
by PmRm October 10, 2008
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seiza

A Japanese word which describes the traditional formal way of sitting (literally "correct sitting") in that country.

To sit seiza-style, one first kneels on the floor, and then rests the buttocks on the heels, with the tops of the feet flat on the floor. The hands are sometimes folded modestly in the lap and sometimes placed palm down on the upper thighs with the fingers close together. The back is kept straight, though not unnaturally stiff. Traditionally, women sit with the knees together while men separate them slightly, proportional to body size. Some martial arts, notably kendo and iaido, may prescribe up to two fist widths of distance between the knees. The big toes may rest side by side or are sometimes overlapped.
Some find it painful to sit in seiza, bit I am superman, and hence feel no pain!
by guy_incognito August 30, 2005
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periodic seizureistic

It is John's time of the month, he is having a 'periodic seizureistic'.
by King_Taco February 14, 2009
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Seizure

What happens when everything goes black and then you wake up near some random people (remember stranger, danger).
1st) So I had a seizure.
2nd) Then what?

1st) Idk what happened, dumbass.
by Finalpoet June 14, 2018
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