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A Japanese word which describes the traditional formal way of sitting (literally "correct sitting") in that country.

To sit seiza-style, one first kneels on the floor, and then rests the buttocks on the heels, with the tops of the feet flat on the floor. The hands are sometimes folded modestly in the lap and sometimes placed palm down on the upper thighs with the fingers close together. The back is kept straight, though not unnaturally stiff. Traditionally, women sit with the knees together while men separate them slightly, proportional to body size. Some martial arts, notably kendo and iaido, may prescribe up to two fist widths of distance between the knees. The big toes may rest side by side or are sometimes overlapped.
Some find it painful to sit in seiza, bit I am superman, and hence feel no pain!
seiza by guy_incognito August 30, 2005
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Seiza Means a sexy old man in one of the worlds who’s to stupid and forgetful to even know his sisters name
Seiza by Lennyboy April 13, 2022
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When your best friend dies and gives you his last Hamon
SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAA! -Joseph, Battle Tendency
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Seizure Procedure 

In video games, when you are struck or exposed by a weapon or mechanic that causes blindness in your character.

examples: flashbangs, concussion grenades, blinding flashlights, etc.
I was on a killstreak until Ajax hit me with the Seizure Procedure and i died.
Seizure Procedure by DeusRexVulpe November 21, 2018
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From the series Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, it was Joseph Joestar crying out Caesar Zeppeli's name after witnessing his death from Wamuu as he gives his energy to Jojo. In the Japanese version of the anime, it sounds like "SHIZAAAA"! It also in the Heritage for the Future game, though it is infamous just like in the anime.
Friend 1: *dies in a car accident*
You: SHIZAAAAA!!!
Friend 2: *cries*
SHIZAAAA by maskedtobi June 5, 2018

SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

when your best friend dies because of a falling rock
Shiza: *dies
Jojo: SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA by sadgod May 5, 2020
The name Seika comes from Japan meaning pure beauty and summer lover. If you want to take Seika on a perfect date take her to the beach then watch movies and cuddle. She is easy to make happy and smile. Her laugh and smile spreads to others faster than a wild fire. If you're having a bad day all you have to do is talk to Seika and she can turn your day around. Many say she is beautiful beyond belief and no matter how many times you say this to her she will never believe you because she doesn't see herself the way others do. Seikas are also pretty stubborn but if you truly know her you will know your way through her stubbornness. She deep down loves everybody she meets and is willing to help no matter what. Don't let her big guard scare you, deep down she is very vulnerable. She may seem brave and confident around her friends, but if you're trying to get with her you have to make the first step. She may not seem to need or want a relationship but she definitely wants one and she makes an awesome girlfriend and amazing spouse. Anybody would be lucky to have met a Seika in their life.
Person 1-I'm having mixed emotions about Seika.. I like her but I'm not sure if she likes me back
Person 2- bro go for her, I've gotten to know her and she would be perfect. She may not act like she needs anybody or wants a relationship but she does!
Person 1- alright thanks man!
Seika by Soccer123 January 13, 2014
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