Seg lag

When playing a sports game and one doesn't want to play a position when asked but someone else has already beaten him to playing last in said position, he will shout "Seg lag" and be second last.

seg lag

by tugboatlolz August 7, 2011

Seg-Rash

the wounds, scratches, etc, you get after crashing on a Segway human transporter.

15 minutes after jumping on my friends Segway I crashed and ended up with a nice SEG-RASH on my shoulder.

by Bart 69 August 5, 2008

seg-jacking

The act of illegally confiscating a segway thru brute force and or violence.

Yo! Did you see home girl fly J seg-jacking the white boy nerd in front of the white house?!

by flyjcm October 6, 2013

Seg in a Keg

Spoken by losers that don’t know what they’re doing. Comes from the root words of seg and keg, also related to the root word Seth. Usually used to show homosexuality.

“Shut up nerd”
“Seg in a Keg, fortnite dance”

by xSplyxQ March 9, 2019

Seg Lan

when somebody is feeling funny they will use this phrase

A: No one is coming to the football training section today.
B: Bruh Seg Lan.

by seglankhan June 20, 2024

seg lân

use this expression when you are feeling funny

bro what the hell is this team formation? it got seg lân!!!1!1!

by seglankhan June 20, 2024

ad seg

Prison slang, short for administrative segregation, a section of most high security prisons reserved for prisoners who in mortal danger in the general population, i.e. state's witnesses, prisoners being targeted by gangs or rapists, et al. Ad Seg for some prisoners could include solitary cells, off-hours yard time, and total separation from other prisoners.

Don: "Did you take care of Johnny the Rat in the showers earlier this morning?"
Hood: "Sorry Tony, the Feds put him in Ad Seg."

Gang member: "Ima fuck that bitch up when he gets outa Ad Seg! Muthafucka took my muthafuckin' cigarettes! He's dead when he gets back to Gen Pop!"
Gang member: "You? Fuck you! He's the bitchass snitch who got me sent to the muthafuckin' hole last month! I'm talking about fucking solitary man! He's mine!"

by terraadabsurdum May 25, 2009