Secret Hopper

Undercover guests at a brewery who provide honest, first hand feedback about their experience at an establishment.

Andrew was a Secret Hopper at Perennial Artisan Ales and enjoyed a delicious flight and a pint while gathering research.

by secrethopper June 26, 2017

secret woman weapon

a term used in danganronpa v3 when a girl flashes her boobs unexpectedly. also a weird fight or flight response

In danganronpa v3 killing harmony, Miu Iruma uses her secret woman weapon against Gonta Gokuharu to get him to not kidnap her for his insect meet and greet

by Kazuichi Soda kinnie November 2, 2020

Secret Sad Boy

The act of using your own tears as lube while jerking off to pictures of girls who turned you down.

Yeah he spends alot of his time in his room being a secret sad boy.

by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

secret hater

A really close friend who secretly hates on you or wishes for you to not succeed in anything. This person usually will not show that they are hating on you to anyone and will be perceived as a really good friend to you. They also might try to keep you down or assist in your failures secretively. Or have malicious thoughts of what they could do to make your life miserable.

Mary and Jane, best friends

Mary: (pulls up in her new car outside Janes' house) "I finally got my new car!! Wanna go for a ride!!??"

Jane: "Hell yeah!!!" she shouts in delight. But Jane is really thinking she wishes Mary would get into an accident and ruin her new car. Jane is a secret hater.

by Babygirl83 April 12, 2011

financial security

the act of filing for bankruptcy every 10 years because your wife's spending habits and your insane lifestyle wont allow you to pay your bills or save for the future.

"Hey I heard you are filing for bankruptcy"? "Yeah our deathwatch} hasn't paid out yet and G has a new new G Ride and we needed some financial security to keep funding our insane lifestayle" "WOW! You're a loser"! "Yeah I know"

by AssaKammer January 4, 2018

Secret Seagull

A form of voyeurism in which the perpetrator masturbates and remains hidden whilst observing the fornication of others (e.g in a cupboard or under a bed). As the observed are reaching climax, the fapping phantom makes his presence known in a startling manner, ejaculating over the victims whilst cawing menacingly like a seagull.

Eoin: I was going down on Rebecca last night and Niall pulled a Secret Seagull on me!
Ryan: Oh shit what happened?
Eoin: I was about to scream at him to leave but before I could, a barrage of semen hit the back of my throat.

by theOrnithologicalShadow October 12, 2014

secret inch

The amount of the penile shaft that is hidden by a fully grown out pubic bush.

Guy 1: “man, my dick is not looking too impressive today... I hope she thinks I’m big enough...”
Guy 2: “make sure you’re clean shaven! You’ll gain access to the secret inch!”
Guy 1: *shaves* “Woah! Now you can see all two inches!”

by peeemthreek July 20, 2018