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seasoned

To get high on marijuana, or pot or whatever else you want to call it. It can take the place of any descriptive word for being high, such as stoned or baked.
"Dude, let's get seasoned!"
"Hey man, I'm hella seasoned!"
by Amy Rajk December 4, 2007
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seasoning

-to add more details (true or not) to a story or discussion.
he wasn’t even there but he started seasoning the whole thing like he was there on the day of the fight to begin with
by handle no cap May 27, 2020
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season

process by which a woman is prepared for rigors of life as postitute
After deciding that she was willing to join the oldest profession, she found a pimp -- who insisted that she be properly seasoned before seeing any johns. To season her, the pimp gathered ten of his friends for a vigorous gang bang
by DS77 April 28, 2008
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Seasoned

Being under the influence of alcohol to the point of feeling pretty good and having that perfect buzz, but not overdoing it.
Dude, I went out last night and I got EVENLY SEASONED. It was just the right amount of seasoning!
by goodbyesolo July 16, 2014
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Season

A word to express to someone that you don't take any crap.
or
To have the same sense of the term "Go Hard" or "Go Ham" meaning to give the situation more than 100%
Did you hear what Shalayla just said to me? I was about to season her!

Oh HELL NAW! I'm about to season these hoes!
by MzMSU June 11, 2009
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seasoned

To be Beyond intoxicated but not drunk.
Im not Drunk, im seasoned
by VTforever April 30, 2007
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seasoned

When a big Louisiana man performs exquisite oral sex on a woman.
When you've been "seasoned" a gorgeous man from Louisiana or "the south" goes down on you.
by jj.south November 27, 2012
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