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navy seal stash

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The act of packing a bowl just enough to take one good toke,toking up,and holdind the weed smoke in until you have taken your bolw apart and placed it in a clever stash spot.
The navy seal stash is a good exercise that keeps me on point so the pigs dont bust my bowl, and stash of nugs.
by Thomas p. Kight February 11, 2008
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A large layer of fat covering a humans body.
If that guy didn't have a seal suit on then he wouldn't be sweating balls.
by Sazdogg November 16, 2013
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seal seal

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a small youtube channel made by a dumb ass
by ratitoui July 4, 2018
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Seal Sneeze

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When a man is having sex with a woman in Missionary and the woman farts and the man can feel the fart on his balls. The fart is often forceful enough to slightly move the mans Scrotum. In serious cases fart particles can be felt.

Also, some men have a Seal Sneeze Fetish
James was having sex with his tinder date when she Seal Sneezed on his Balls.
by jwbreezyeasy June 20, 2022
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leopard seal sisters

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2 good frnds having a very bad sun burn on the face and your skin peeling off leaving you with diffrnt colored skin spots on ur face making u look like a very cute leopard seal from california ......i think
look at those 2 cute girls with spots on their faces....they look like 2 freaking leopard seals! The 2 girls being the leopard seal sisters.
by skaterchik12 December 9, 2008
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Navy SEAL Starter Kit

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Guys with heavily tattooed arms, large beards, wearing a shirt 3 sizes too small, and Imaginary Lats Syndrome. This specimen of male finds himself trying to appear tough, stronger than he is and acts aggressively in an attempt to impress potential female mates in public. Though he may not overtly claim to be actively, or formerly a member of the various military special operations groups, he implies it with his "costume", aggressive demeanor and occasionally telling stories fights he's been in and describes how brave he would be in a gun fight.

*** A man who meets all this criteria, but has tattoos of specific Special Forces units, or wears ball caps or shirts with specific Special Forces units patches/insignia is guilty of wearing a TIER ONE Starter Kit
Look, that tatted-up guy with the King Leonidas beard wearing the Navy SEALs t shirt that's three sizes too small, flaring out his arms because of Imaginary Lats Syndrome, is trying to impress that cute chick at the bar. Too bad she's not into dickheads wearing a Navy SEAL Starter Kit. If he would just be himself, she'd probably ask for his number.
by Thinman529k March 30, 2025
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The Ultra-elite U.S. Navy SEALs; the best 10% of the SEALs. These guys are the Baddest, biggest, boldest, bravest, best, deadliest, hardest, meanest, most badass, most brutal, most elite, most extreme, most fearless, most hardcore, most powerful, most Professional ass kicking, roughest, smartest, toughest, top, and ultimate warriors in the world. They are the navy's version of the army's Delta Force, and in general about equally elite. SEAL TEAM SIX is famous for having a few of its members kill Osama Bin Laden. These guys are so hardcore, that a single 6 group of SEAL TEAM SIX members could likely survive against like half of the army of North Korea.
Al-Qaeda company leader: Okay, I got 60 men ready for deployment! They are well-armed!

A SEAL TEAM SIX member 6 seconds later: I just destroyed those 60 Al-Qaeda loozers with my pistol only! HOOYAH!
by Chillice December 30, 2014
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