Seal (Adjective): A person who fails so badly at day to day conversation that speaking to them is like listening to a seal fall down some stairs.
Sealing (Verb): A person who repeatedly behaves in a manner towards member's of the opposite sex in a manner that could be deemed pathetic or desperate and/or someone who lies to make themselves look good but fails miserably.
Sealing (Verb): A person who repeatedly behaves in a manner towards member's of the opposite sex in a manner that could be deemed pathetic or desperate and/or someone who lies to make themselves look good but fails miserably.
Seal (Adjective): "Omg look at that seal in it's fire trap top.
Seal (Verb): "for god sake, Michael Davies is over there sealing again!"
Seal (Verb): "for god sake, Michael Davies is over there sealing again!"
by Michael Davies the III October 19, 2012
Get the Seal mug.Im flopping to the gym OOOO CRAP Never mind to much energy just gonna slap my belly from now on I think I've seen a machine like this before on the internet. Super fat loving blubber. Evil big boys that will RKO you. this is what a seal is.
by OKBUDDY February 15, 2019
Get the Seal mug.The male version of a bird. A treesh. A whore. A slut. Promiscuous. If used to describe a girl , it’s even more of an insult.
“That bitch is a seal” a new level of birdtivities is activated. The ultimate grimey treesh.
Sb: none of you bitches better steal my word either I created this shit - alexya c.
“That bitch is a seal” a new level of birdtivities is activated. The ultimate grimey treesh.
Sb: none of you bitches better steal my word either I created this shit - alexya c.
Tia: girl you fw jay ?
Tamera: hell no are you dumb he’s a seal
Tia: i should’ve known, he be posting porn mood pics on snap
Tamera: hell no are you dumb he’s a seal
Tia: i should’ve known, he be posting porn mood pics on snap
by LexCee Ca$h December 1, 2020
Get the Seal mug.Seal is the nickname for Matt Bryant, such as his other nickanmes: Babyface, The Hustler, The Playboy, etc.
"Seal what the hell are you doing!"
"Seal what the hell are you doing!"
by Senor Grande Penja October 18, 2008
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a Seal is a highly-trained special forces singer of the Music Industry. Part of the K,I,S,S and higher than FROMAROSE. Seal is pretty much a modern-day ninja, a renagade,if you will; he is trained to steal YOUR heart with his allagator chomps on the cheeks. He could easily make a supersonic man out of you. His shiny head is already melt to scenery and he can make a plate of mac-n-cheese-un-noticed. On Stage, he "blows" away any contender beyond human-conception.
a Seal is a highly-trained special forces singer of the Music Industry. Part of the K,I,S,S and higher than FROMAROSE. Seal is pretty much a modern-day ninja, a renagade,if you will; he is trained to steal YOUR heart with his allagator chomps on the cheeks. He could easily make a supersonic man out of you. His shiny head is already melt to scenery and he can make a plate of mac-n-cheese-un-noticed. On Stage, he "blows" away any contender beyond human-conception.
"Not everyone can be Seal. Infact you'd have to be a kiss from a rose to be one! If you really want to be Seal, You have to find allagator chomps"
-me
"But did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large, And the light that you shine can't be seen?"
-Seal Motto
"If your called to duty,but your out of toilet paper, then you've failed"
-me
-me
"But did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large, And the light that you shine can't be seen?"
-Seal Motto
"If your called to duty,but your out of toilet paper, then you've failed"
-me
by Bill+Pot=High March 1, 2005
Get the Seal mug.Anyone belonging to the EMO sub-culture. Due to the fact that they bark and dance like seals. They have a similar cry (out for attention), and dark eyes (usually the EMO kids are make up covering their bags from staying up late and crying, or being hit by jocks in the face with a closed fist). Their skin also shares similarities being pale, cold, and slimey. They also both smell like fish, and have gross facial hair. Mainly the female of the EMO species.
by RNB September 19, 2006
Get the seal mug.It takes approximately 7,098 airmen, 45,000 rangers, 70 seals, 80,000 sailors, and 398,000 army personnel to do
just 1 marines job.
just 1 marines job.
by jmasterjermzx November 25, 2007
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