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Shes such a seabass

(Friend sees a hot girl)
*Shouts* seabass!
Seabass by Hectortalks December 16, 2022

seabass sauna 

a particularly odourous vagina caused by excessive heat around the crotch area. a common problem for women in; hot weather and/or man made polyester undergarments.
sheesh! Serena babby, i've been wearing these plastic panties so long its like a seabass sauna in my region de gash!
seabass sauna by melvin cottervich January 28, 2007

SeaBass (Animal Crossing)

A seabass is the fucking worst goddam fish in the Animal Crossing games, It never will leave your island or your nightmares. Just when you thought you got a oarfish, BOOM fucking seabass.
Person 1: Dude Ima catch this big fish
Person 2: It's going to be a seabass (Animal Crossing)
Person1: Fuck it's a seabass

Seabass moment

The phrase "Seabass Moment" is used to express extreme displeasure within a certain time frame relevant to when it's said.
Oh, the enemy Galleon killed me! This is a Seabass Moment.
Seabass moment by UmbraOfPlayr September 26, 2021

seabass leg lock 

While recieving a deepthroat from a bitch, one proceeds to wrap his legs trapping the girl in the deepest part of a deepthroat. Then, the male puts a clothes pin on her nose ensuring that she cannot breath. It is important to keep a straight face the whole time, and if a camera is involved, stare directly into the camera.
Charles was tired of his dryspell so he put his teacher in a seabass leg lock.
seabass leg lock by Seabass October 8, 2017

seabass jam salmon 

A jam created with the slime off seabass and salmon mixed with assorted parts of the fish that are not usally eaten.
I would love some seabass jam salmon on my toast, thank you for offering!