Scouch

The couch part of Scouch is used in a baseball reference as in having the batter sit down. While the S represents throwing a strike or a super pitch. So over all Scouch means a strike or pitch that gets the batter out.

Hey baby why don’t u throw us a Scouch and get us back in the dugout

by FamousAnus1269 March 18, 2019

Scroutch

Another word for the male penis

Phil: Did you ever clap that chicks cheeks?
Me: Yeah but I started itching after, I had to scratch my scroutch MAD!

by lestrange94 March 17, 2022

sprouche

Sprouche is a combination of the words sperm and douche. While technically not a douche, sperm is substituted in place of the usual vinegar and water. The sperm is inserted typically by intercourse and usually mingles with other materials (vaginal discharge, lube or feces) in a vaginal or anal orifice.

"When I fucked your girlfriend, i sprouched in her! How did it taste?"

by Buck Futt March 25, 2009

scroach

Small arthropods that inhabit the genital area of a male. Cause itching and discomfort and may spread disease. Normally spread by sexual contact with the genitals of others or combing ball hair/man-bush with an infected comb or brush. Also known as crabs or lice.

Damn! I knew I shouldn't have slept with that slut; she gave me scroaches!

by Staaron January 13, 2008

scronch

Jabbing someone between the rib cadge and their hip.
causing them to giggle and laugh.

"you just got scronched!"

by spagetti sauce December 13, 2017

Scrounchy

If you’re calling someone scrounchy it means they’re a complete fucking retard and they should get 22 tapeworms

Izzi: You’re so scrounchy
Kalim: I know

Freya: mood
Jack: Freya go out with me you scrounchy sod

Wayne: Wow this was not to be expected
Adri: (is just in this scenario)

by Baljeet February 27, 2019

scouching

The act of squatting on a couch. Especially popular when one should actually be doing something more important.

Me: Have you done your homework yet?

Her: Nah.. I'm just scouching.

by pimaconfit April 21, 2018