Scrotius

Older brother of Biggus Dickus, Cousin to Glutius Maximus.
Circa 28 BC

The Roman senate sentenced Scrotius to 20 years in the penial colony.

by gjw May 13, 2006

Carpe Scrotum

Grab Life By The Balls

Carpe Scrotum!

by Ballsack August 8, 2003

Scrotum Comb

The act of using ones gangly, caveman-like hands to scratch ones dirty ballsack, then attempting to go about your daily business without washing your hands.

Hey dude, I wouldn't get ice out of that machine, Mike just used his scrotum comb to fill his cup up.

by Jason138 April 15, 2014

scrotum stabber

a vicious weapon used to destroy ones scrotum

get the gause hes been attacked by a scrotum stabber

by pewdieboi69420 February 27, 2019

satan's scrotum

used to express scorching temperature

It's as hot as satan's scrotum out here

by ryan conner January 10, 2008

scrotismal

(noun) Catch-all derogatory expression meaning ridiculous, lame, lucky, or a fluke. Most often used in exasperation by the party who has just been defeated or screwed over by a longshot, lucky bounce, or otherwise flukey play.

Maaaannnn, I can't believe you made that lucky shot. That is just so scrotismal.

by brentmcd April 29, 2011

Scrotum Pole

When four or more guys place their ball bags on top of one another's thus making a totem pole of male genitalia.

Steve Layz and the other guys from the local soup kitchen proudly dogpiled their hairy meatballs on top of each other. "we did it!" explained Layz "we've created a monumental Scrotum Pole, congratulations, now lets fuck like maniacs"

by Hatesmear Creepshow September 6, 2013